LOL IT TOOK A WHILE! For Li jiet to post pictures of...ME!! LOL! here they are...and most of them have retarded shit on it
"arrived at 8.07 and THANKS TO MY GARMIN GPS...It made my dad went through two tolls and MISSED TURNINGS THANKS TO THE SATILITE LAG!..."
"OMG DI WERN! THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!!"
"This drink is misteriously called sex on the beach...It tastes like...medicine!!WTF?! It made me go...MORE HYPER!!!..whats inside? heroin?"
"nikki gave this to Jun Hao as a present and Jun Hao gave her a RM40 jewel case!!OMG RUGI!! BEST CHEAPSKATE GIFT EVER!!"
"oh no...now I realised Im advertising this energy bar!! the sex on the beach drink is REALLY GETTING TO ME!!"
"OHHH YEEEAAAH BABY!! THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL SEX ON THE BEACH!!!...wait??"
"I GOT SQUIRTED BY WUAN YI oops..I mean sprayed by wuan yi..."
"ROAR!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!! BALLZ MUST DIE!!!
"ARGH!! SPARTAN WARRIOR IS NOT YOUR BONDAGE SLAVE!!! =("
"WHERE DID ALL MY BEER GO?! LI JIET!! U LARH!! DRINK MY BEER!!!"

You don't even know what Razer is and you wanna brag around...come on...playing with u in INC will bored me to death...the other day I was playing with you i ended up playing minigames instead =.= why would I even bother to come? I rather stay home and play Borderlands and play Modern Warfare 2 so screw you!! And plus you can spam all you like because It dosnt really bother me (unless ur screwing with the other visitors) And pls...headshot? It dosn't count in counter strike ok...whats the point of having the most headshots and also you lost? Dont tell me its " I wanna be better than the other guy" come'on...seriously get your bragging mind right...And you told kyrie that ur so pro and how good u were before you even played l4d and PLUS...kyrie and I had nothing against each other since we're friends and I got the most points in one match and same does he...and its RAZER NOT RAZOR its a gaming mouse company you douchbag....cant u search it up google?! nerd.....

Thx deb for the invite but i wonder is it really nessecary for us to have a RANDOM PARTNER?! I DONT KNOW WHO I'LL END UP WITH =(

and the worst part of all is the presents...since I dont know who I'm gonna end up with....I dont know what present is best...but i just brought an expendsive teddy bear wrapped around with red cloths like a flower and with forrero rocher choclate I hope my RANDOM partner likes it...THEN ANDREW!! YOU BASTARD!!!! =D scared the shit out of me and Melvin!! WALAO WAD DO U MEAN BY MUST KISS PARTNER AFTER THE DINNER?!

Then me and Melvin surely say..."eh eh I got stomach ache la I need go toilet , Then cao through the kitchen exit =.=" I DONT WANNA MISS MY 2ND KISS!!! ARGH!!!

long time didn't post anything...LOL! btw my character has been recruited to Reso clan in steam its a clan dedicated for MW2 they're not a skilled elite clan but rather a friendly peacefull compfortable active clan xD...although 5 of them are REALLY GOOD and guess what?..I became an admin after 5 days i joined (well just a relief admin) well i hope i do pleased the tai lou haha xD anyways Victor helped me cracked borderlands which is my now and FAVOURITE RPG AND FPS!!...its awesome! cell shaded comic humour xD!

Well lamest shit I've ever heard from Nicholas Lim xD..he's giving advice to people and yet he's a complete noob...I know some of you told me.."eh that Nicholas I think he dam pro sia...see the way he talk" I was kinda..you know..trembling when I heard hes going to INC at 3.30 a few weeks ago...And I was REALLY expecting a BIG challenge from him...the first match was L4D..He and his Indian friend (no offense I forggotten your name =( )

They started out as survivors while me victor and khairi were playing in the infected team...We harrassed them renamed our names as like...NICHOLAS LIM SUCKS MY BALLS...NICHOLAS = NOOB. And we practically rubbed it in his face =D ...We wouldn't have done that or gave him some mercy if he wasn't bragging about how good he was in L4D at school and to be honest I'm just an experienced L4D player...there are many more people who had more skills than me though....

And then I was playing 1v1 with him on CS..he brought a m249 para machine gun which is TOTALLY inacurate...altough it sounds cool...its only used for suppressing fire for your teamates as support and its very risky to use it on long range tough...and it took me one or two shots from an AK47 just to kill him sometimes..my score was 20 and he's was 5...wow...NOOB..and I could even confuse him by simply throwing smoke bombs...

He stated these retarded shit in his blog posts :

If you find you are surrounded by noobs, don't quit the server and just give them hell.

If the players are too good for you, stay in the server and let them give you hell.

If you find players of equal skill, QUIT THE SERVER IMMEDIATELY.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I mean WTF RIGHT? everybody could identify him as Kiasu and this guy wouldn't even show you his true skill...nowonder he sucks at gaming...

and heres another stupid post :

"But how many of you are willing to join a random server and just play with complete strangers?"

wanna know?there are 77979 players currently ONLINE locally in Modern Warfare 2 and they're willing to make new friends and have a good laugh with each other...or some would rather make enemies and cause some havoc =D . And the weird thing is never trust the title of his blog...wanna know why? His title was 85% cocoa..and suddenly he start talking trash about dota and how he got his ass kicked by DOTA AI bots...from sudden chocolate to DOTA...WTF much?Anyways its getting late and I'm going mountain biking tomorrow goodnite =D

Anyone wanna go blitz or anything? I'm rotting at home...Modern Warfare 2 I'm level 23 =D!! I HAVE BLING!! YAY! DOUBLE ATTACHMENTS!!..And I just brought Assasin's creed 2! This time its more MAYHEM!! killing city guards , pimping whores , using mercs to start a fight , using thieves to harass soldiers...ahh the good times =D..and the weirdest part of all...DESMOND CAN FIGHT?! OMG AND LUCY TOO?!...anyways I had nothing much to post nowadays and I HAVE a very intresting topic to talk about but...people would call me a jealous loser =(..so yeah

Anyways I'm getting the hang on Steam...after getting trashed and trash all the time finally I reached level 10 in Modern Warfare...still on coperall rank tough...and I find the semtex sticky grenade NOT for me...I have a habit of cooking grenades (NOT FRY THEM! I meant "cooking" by holding it on my hand forawhile before throwing it to decrease the time taken for the grenade to explode) and if i could time it right and the perfect range...I could make it explode in front of a camper's face xD...AND I just unlocked a killstreak =D! Its called sentry gun. Its a perfect tool for snipers and people who HATES snipers...but easily destroyed or disoriented by flash and stun grenades but its smoke proof . So it tends to shoot enemies covering in smoke.

I had a problem with semtex and lets just say I wanna throw em and rebound off the wall to hit the adjacent side of the room...it just sticks there and if I wanna throw it at the adjacent side of the room...that guy hiding there's probably waiting for me...so I dont really like semtex ...but the throwing knife was good though it acts kinda fast..altough its not long range I always use it for emergancy...Its highly recomended by snipers who dosn't really need grenades but rather quick emergency weapons when you're found .

And I noticed Steam players don't take tubing as seriously as those Garena losers . I skilltube also can kena scold kao kao wan =.= And Steam players are more sporty and easier to communicate with...when they got owned they wont be scolding "MAH CHI BAI PUKIMA LAN JIAO SOHAI MAHAI LUT MADDA FAKKAR BABI PET PET LOONG" what stupid asian curses man...their swearing can even combo up to that level xD . I dont offend swearing but , try to fucking use them nicely and not like some fucked up fucker who's fucking retarded and smashing the keyboard constantly with Ah Beng language. Well STEAM ROCKS!!

add me if you're using steam
Cpt . Prick

P.S : My name is just a little joke about captain price xD

The new Left 4 Dead 2 demo was sweet! although theres like only one campaign and 2 levels....and they had a good improvement on the game and new zombies new weapons new characters...its pretty sweet! The best of all when u get to use melee weapons like a machatte , frying pan , riot stick ..and many more you can think of...I'm just gonna spoil the few new infected

The charger
This is a zombie that actually undergo mutation into a tank...well hes halfways...but hes much more agile and he cannot be shoved away due to its size...he will charge straight onto you and grab you and violently pounding you to death...but its health is much of a problem and basicly I dodged his attacks and killed him with a frying pan

The spitter
Well its basicly a WHORE that got horribly mutated till her tits are all saggy and this BITCH could be quite anoying...she spits out acide from her mouth and the acid could even incapitate a survivor who stands there for like 10 seconds ( I tested it out ) but the damage varies from difficulty..

The Jockey
This guy is somewhat of a hunter + smoker..he could jump on you and drag you away from your teamates and he could even drag you to witches , spitter goo , near a boomer and into big hordes and this guy's health is kinda big so you should try killing him at long range cos a headshot from a shotgun dosn't kill him

Anyways 17 of november this game is officially out...I WILL BUY IT!! I hope got korean zombies LA!!

OMG my blog nearly died due to my 24/7 playing modern warfare 2 and the left 4 dead 2 demo!...argh! I noticed Garena COD4 users are PURE noobs and too easy to frag...but when u get to play with STEAM players they're 100 times better than Garena players...they totally kicked my ass in MW2...the worst was the riot shield...NOT EVEN MY GRENADE LAUNCHER COULD PENETRATE IT! and 1 bash = KO ...WTF?!...but RPG and missles could penetrate it i think...and the best part was...CAPTAIN PRICE WAS ALIVE!! And I heard the pirated version of borderlands is quite good and its as good as the original version...should consider buying it...anyways...I'm gonna continue playing Modern Warfare 2

hmmm I just had an hardware update on my computer and guess what?? ITS A BRAND NEW GRAPHIC CARD! Can play crysis on full graphics dx9....and its all thanks to victor! guess why? my mum wanted to buy a 300 dollar graphic card and victor mien faud has convinced my mum to buy a 500 dollar one! and its a ASUS ENGTS250 1GB GDDR3 Dark Knight edition ..

YAY!!
Looks so cool right? it has a large fan and big heat radiators! I overclocked it a little bit and its still fine =D

I'm sure u guys tried mountain hiking at night..especially Di Wern , but...HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MOUNTAIN BIKING AT NIGHT?! Its even MORE extreme than hiking...why? Because you're sliding down at SUPER HIGH SPEED at 40KmH (thats considered fast for a bike) and its full of ROCKS!! and its dark! the road was SO RANDOM WEIH! I was riding down a sandy path then out of a sudden a pool of mud apears out of nowhere and WTF?! my bike got stuck , lost my balance and fell into some retarded hole full of mud WHICH IS THE SIZE OF MY ASS! and the bike fell along with me and trapped me into that hole...saw a biker pushing his bike nearby ask him for help , he ignored me...WTF! SCREW HIM! took me lik 15 minutes to get out of that shit...and why is it so difficult? 1st , its dark 2nd my bike's frame was blocking me , 3rd the hole had alot of water and mud making it sticky and it practically "suctioned" my ass . But anyways i brought back a medal with me =D! at least i achieved something . btw i will be posting pictures soon

PMR IS OVER!!! NO MORE WORRIES!! TIME FOR HARDCORE GAMING ONCE AGAIN!!! BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"banzai means charge in japanese"

I just brought an OCZ gaming RAM its faster and that means its giving me better frame rates while playing games . Brought it for like RM 169 ..Its 2GB DDR3 1600 Mhz . Its way more reliable than that stupid cheapskata Kingston RAM I got a few months ago...

whats RAM? It stands for Random Acess Memory its Memory used by computers to store the currently running operating system, programs, and open files. Erased when power is turned off.

Argh! I hate it! Thats the goddamn last straw for me . That Mel Yi is PISSING me off. 1st i send him a msg saying "good luck during PMR . Hope you pass! " =D and he replied saying "shit u la im gonna get all A and good luck to you too u will need it because you suck " Thats like so MEAN...like i talk to him consider him as a friend..and even when he bullshit say that girl hate me la this girl hate me la trying to make me feel neglected I STILL treat him as a friend no matter what pther ppl say bad about him I just STILL consider him as a friend . I've been a fool...I've been too SOFT...The way he treats girls than he treat his REAL friends are SO FUCKED up . Here am I saying this and I bet other girls who see this will be like " where got hes such a nice guy...." YEAH NICE FACE BUT FUCKED UP ATTITUDE....ARGH!!! Just because he's hot , he's smart , he's rich dosn't mean his ego must surpass God...sigh...I wonder what do I have...Im ugly , I suck at studying , My gaming skills aren't that good , WHAT KIND OF POTENTIAL DO I HAVE?! SHIT!! I hate it so much when some good looking guy comes and insult me in the face...

wait....why am i saying this?...I should be studying...THATS IT! I MADE UP MY MIND!...after PMR Im going to Mount Kiara and hike that mountain 3 rounds PER DAY!! IM GONNA TRAIN MY SKILLS IN BLITZONE! saying things here dont mean shit...ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS!

anyways signing out...gonna study

YEEEEEAAH!! I got a new casing! its Coolermaster , brought it for like 190 bucks!

I KNOW ALL OF YOU SAY THAT MY MOM IS SO GOOD THIS THAT THIS THAT OH IS THAT SO? IF U WERE ME U WILL BE FUCKING FORCED TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME THAT HAS FUCKING MAKES NO SENSE AND ITS SUPER , ULTRA , MEGA , HYPER , MOTHERFUCKING RETARDED . AND IF YOU DONT U WILL BE SLAPPED 2 TIMES IN THE FACE SAYING " OH I BUY PS3 COMPUTER FOR U THIS GAME DUN WAN PLAY FOR ME? " FUCK! SOHAI!JI BAI! PUKIMA! LAN JIAO! SOHAI! FUCKTARDED PIECE OF SHIT!! IM GONNA BOMB THE FUCKING GAME SERVER!!! ARGH! CANT STAND ALL THOSE LALA PEOPLE INSIDE THERE PLAYING TO DEATH INSIDE!! I WANNA TAKE A CHAINSAW AND RIP EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN IM GONNA BLOW UP THAT STUPID PINK COLOURED ROOM I DONT CARE IM GONNA FUCK THAT SERVER UP AND PUT PORN VIRUS INSIDE OF IT!!! ARGH!!! WHEN I PLAY CALL OF DUTY 4 I DONT GET ANY STRESS BUT WITH THIS GAME I CANT HELP BUT FUCKING SWEAR AND CURSE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!@$#@$#@$#@.................ok...I'm cool now...



P.S : FUCK YOU STEPS I WANNA BOMB YOUR FUCKING FACE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING EARTH AND THROW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS INTO THE FUCKINGLY FUCKTARDEDLY MOTHERFUCKING SUN!!!!! AIYEEEEE!!!!!!

Well as i heard from FJ saying that American people are very good at COD4 at PSN...well I was using a few tricks on them...

And i noticed many of them group up in ONE house full of snipers and machine gunners..especially on Overgrown and Creek...I used this tactic

Ghost
Ak47 silenced
m1911 USP .45 silenced
smoke grenade
bomb squad
UAV jammer
dead silence / steady aim

and I noticed these americans pay attention to the radar MORE than they pay attention to the screen itself and I passed by like 3 guys and they DIDNT even notice me and I was like getting more than 7 killstreaks in that house itself...how? I just prone and hide in the dead bodies i killed and yes since your in hiding theres gonna be like a 2 or 3 second delay from my enemies cos they had a little trouble in their brain asking themself " is that what i think it is? ) then I hit in the face and the other guys in the other rooms cant hear me as they're busy sniping and focusing themself to shoot the others i would shoot them too.

and the bomb squad WORKS WELL against claymores along the way and yes and being a GHOST on COD4 is now my favourite class

I dont know whats happenin to me these days and i felt like a HYPOCRITE , CRITIC , PERFECTIONIST!! Whenever I look at girls I would be judging them like...her boobs too flat lah too saggy lah her legs too fat lah her shoulders to skinny lah her hair LALA lah...OMG! IS THIS NORMAL?! I FEEL EVEN MORE BAD RIGHT NOW!! And I start to get embarrased when they look at me...some of them caught staring at them ( she was VERY SEXY) and she was like "hi~~(waving her hand) " OH SHIT start to feel the heat and Im so FUCKING embarrased and i end up pretending as if Im walking somewhere else...and I can find alot leng lui in Tropicana Mall and the MOST in the Bar in front of the main entrance there where all the hot girls come out with their revealing clothes...SHIT!! WHY AM I SAYING THIS?!

DONT KNOW WHY IM EVEN BLOGGING THIS!!;OSJDHO;HGWQOAHO CHEPGHERGEIU 3YU[WI80VYU5[ B4VU8N3VPUT;9340VWBY08UTQ3IJ3REAWR48IWEO2PDKRUGF8EIO213KUGTRE39AWPKMETUFKRJGUITEFKGJBTUIREFKMGJBUIGVEOFKMTJRIHGRFKJNHUIGTROKLFMGBJHUIGTRFMKGJBHIGRF

Yesterday...victor smsed me saying : hey erm wanna have a group study?

I called him and I called kok jiang daniel to tag along so we went there peacefully to study then suddenly..WE STARTED TALKING CRAP! WE TALK ABOUT HOW SS2 MCDONALDS LOOK LIKE COMPARED TO GTA4s RESTAURANTS! (VERY VERY DIRTY) and we spilled ice cream on our books!! TWICE!!@#$@$ Kok jiang said EH be serious la PMR..i replied with that joker face...WHY SO SERIOUS?...then suddenly I study study do some excercises while talking crap...then all of them decided to go INC play call of duty world at war...WTF?! they were temptating me...so i was like FINE i flip this coin . If it hits heads i stay if tails i go INC..then i flipped it...THEN IT WAS TAILS!! OMFG?! gone case.......So i went there i promised myself to play like half an hour...then after the first round...NVM! ANOTHER ROUND!...then ANOTHER ROUND...then OK! THIS ONE LAST ONE...after finish..ANOTHER ROUND!...then OH SHIT! LOOK AT THE TIME! Ive been playing for 1 and a half hours! SHIT then I went back to MCdonalds and study maths and it took a hell load of a time for victor to get me to understand some equations

ITS SO FUCKING BORING I CANT FIND ANYTHING TO DO! ARGH! cant go cyber cos PMR!! so bored till i changed the theme for my computer! WOOOTZ! the theme is like alienware with black and blue neon lights! cool! just like my keyboard and nothing to do but go to www.alienware.com to check out their cool benchmark destroyer desktops! its pretty sweet! I WANNA ORDER ONE! but its like 1500 US dollar for the one with has THE LOWEST SPECS! OMFG! i just wanted their CASING!! WITH THEIR NEON LIGHTS! DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! aiyoo and somore so dam bored go to friendster KACAU some LALA mui and go internet look at hot japanese girls...woah dam nice...now bored like shit! nth to do but study...sad case


and yes if anyone going out on a study group (NOTHING TO DO WITH CYBER) CALL ME!!! IM SO BORED!!

Ok this is a VERY obscene post and i do NOT recomend some people to read it . Honestly I know you guys know that I watch porn , and blah blah blah doing my "happy time" and well I always have this strange feeling. When I fantasize about a girl which I dont know its fine with me and i felt alright but if i fantasize about my friends (they're girls btw im not gay) I FELT LIKE SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE HEAD! I MEAN SHIT! THEY'RE SO GOOD TO ME THEY TALK TO ME AND YET I THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS HOLY SHIT!! I felt like an asshole! And yesterday that Debra and Di Wern and Wuan Yi ah...walao slapping each others ass and boobs make my nose bleed! And that Di Wern was like...JUICY JUICY!! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BAR BE QUE! I really cannot study liao! and the worst of all i accidentally fantasize during that moment ARGH! IM TURNING INSANE!!

*for those of you who dosnt know what fantasizing is its you dreaming about having sex with a spesific person*

now you guys know my weakness....

LOL I found these stuff under my cupboard and reminded me of my childhood and Im selling it~! for much more better stuff anyone who are fans of legos can tell me =D I had too much xD