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wrongest reciept ever....

Posted by Jeremy

"CUM RECIEPT"

Doing the right thing?

Posted by Jeremy

Ok I'm PISSED now...a few days ago my mom gave her friend's family a profesional blender to her for some hawkerstall business i will describe my mom's friend as L from now on..

She gave L a nice blender to do some hawkerstall business..she got the new blender from that blender company as a gift for promoting their stuff...then one day L's husband went overseas nobody jaga the kids at L's home and my mom was worried and told L to go home and jaga the kids because they were defenseless and its dangerous cos theres a 14 year old GIRL and a 10 year old boy...L got angry and she said "u simply call me come and now call me go liddat la hor!" and she threw all the things on the floor and she dun wan the blender and she dont want to share the hawker stall business with my mom...she quit the hawker stall business and her sister replace her .
my mom brought the belender for the neice...but suddenly L came and took the blender (while my mom wasnt there) and after my mom knew that L took the blender she brought ANOTHER blender to use for the hawker stall business and suddenly the sister came and she got angry and she starts throwing all the plates and all the other shit on the floor like some mad woman (shes some old fatass granny whos 50++ who got molopos) my mom dont want to argue and she left suddenly L came and she say she want to return the money for her. So my mom went to the hawker there and settle the money and suddenly L wont allow my mom to go back to the hawkerstall and settle with them and L DRAGGED my mom ACROSS THE FREAKIN STREET WHILE PULLING MY MOM'S HAND AND MY MOM FELL DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND YET SHE NON STOP PULLING MY MOM UNTIL HER HAND 'S VEINS got disordered.. the police came and see whats going on then she let go...then my mom and L went there to settle the money..they went up to the apartment there and suddenly my mom went into the room and she closed the door then L open the door and the door hit my mom's head and L and her sister scold my mom non stop and L cry over there and suddenly the sister said she dont have the money to pay back to my mom (no money dont say want pay la!) and she wont even let my mom say the price of the blender and she used the RM150 dollars to THROW back at my mom's face then my mom felt sad and her hand hurts like shit...she went back home..

And the sister the next day called my mom and say my MOM WAS WRONG SAYING THAT WHY SHE BRING THE MACHINE THERE...she said "U were wrong because you were too kind and too good to us and somebody will not accept and today this mistake is ur pasal"




ok im putting a poll to see weather the woman who did this deserve to be in hell or not

n00btubing?

Posted by Jeremy

just ASKING...i know im supposed to know this earlier but...its just a little question..

I'm playing COD4 just now....I lost my freakin lvl47...and Im using some retarded m16 with burst firing rate...I saw someone VERY far away at backlot..I tubed him and i got rid of him...and they called me a n00btuber...I was like...wtf? U were at long range...and u were holding a sniper...How can i ever kill you? and plus my gun dosnt even had sights and im lvl1...just because i tubed once they kept calling me a n00btuber...and plus its at a very long distance...anyways back to the point..

is tubing at long range considered n00btubing?

Razer

Posted by Jeremy

what is RAZER? ok i'll tell you

Razer is a privately held computer peripherals manufacturer specializing in products specifically catered to gamers. Originally started in the 1990s, it suffered a period of dormancy during the millennial change and has recently seen a resurgence, with new products released during 2004 and 2005. The Razer brand is now currently being marketed under Razer USA Ltd, and this article refers to the whole brand instead of the various entities that have held it.

Razer was founded in 1998 by a team of engineers and marketeers to develop and market a high end computer gaming mouse, called the Boomslang. It was claimed as the world's first 1000 dpi mouse (as opposed to 200 or 400 dpi offerings) and purported to give greater accuracy (and consequently, higher scores) to gamers who used it.

Razer was the one of the first companies to sponsor gamers, which directly contributed to the emerging pro-gaming phenomenon. Johnathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel was amongst the first wave of sponsored gamers and is still currently active in pro-gaming.

Razer really changed the history of PC gaming and i loved my glowing keyboard and my mouse for that xD thats why I'm always a FAN of Razer xD




anoying , arrogant , childish , noisy

Posted by Jeremy

I know I know...hes a kid and hes supposed to be like that but let me discribe what happened..

It was a peacefull day while I wasn't going to school due to coughing and flu ( h1n1 self quarantine)
playing RA3...using the shogun executioner to own my enemies
I was like HELL YEAH! EAT THIS COMMUNISTS! BOW BEFORE ME!!! then suddenly my mom was like "Eh Jeremy~! guess whos here~ can u watch him for me when me an auntie go out? He loves games too !" I was like really??...who is he? then some fatass kid with BIG AND CHUBBY face and really small eyes came in my room and bugged me...I was like HE"S A GAMER?! WTF!...then he was like WHAT GAME ARE U PLAYING?!?!?!@#$@#$ IT LOOKS STUPID!!@#$$@ I PREFER POWER RANGERS~~!!..I was like oh noooooooooooooooo!!!

I kept quiet and played and he kept screaming "KOR KOR!!! LOOK OUT!! BAAAAAAD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!" he screamed so freakin loud that he overtook my speakers and I WISHED i had a gaming headphones...seesh! then i told him " dude i know what Im doing ok? so just pls be quiet" then he said BUT I SAW THEM FIRST FASTER THAN U!" sigh...i felt like throwing him out of the window...Then i got tired cos his irrating voice made me lost the shogun executioner ( i was playing in brutal mode so its really anoying and difficult) and he laughed HAHAHAHAHA~~..and he kept BRAGGING saying power rangers is violent and the best game in the world and blah blah blah blah..." YOU KNOW THE BEST PART ABOUT POWER RANGERS IS WHEN ALL THE GOOD GUYS DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS!! THEY WERE LIKE WOOSH! COMBINE!! POW POW POW! BOOM BOOM BOOM! DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH! RATATATATATATATATATATA WITH SUPER POWERS " I was like GOD! END MY MISERY!!...I asked him if he wanna play crysis and he said it looks boring (he havent even seen it yet) and i opened it and he says he knows how to play then he tried it and he says it was boring and yeah he died...why? he swim out of the map and got eaten by a shark...and he said " WATCH OUT FOR MY FELLOW POWER RANGERS! WE'RE GONNA COMBINE POWERS AND KILL YOU!!!!" he shouted like some girl got raped until his saliva was ALL over my keyboard and my LCD...I was like DUDE! I used my cloth to wipe it all off...

Then I went down to play Resident Evil 5 and he followed me and he kept bragging about how big his house is and that his father can buy 1 million cars blah blah blah and say that his father is as rich as a king blah blah blah...and saying that his NITENDO DS is the best thing in the world blah blah blah...then I went to the part where some african dude turned into a zombie
so i asked is power rangers is as violent as this? and he ran away like some fat chicken..so i was like FINALLY!! he ran! i knew that kid is afraid of this 18 year old shit!! wootz! suddenly he came back and he said NONONO i never said power rangers was violent i said it had more action!! AND BETTER GRAPHICS!! I was like OH GOD CAPCOM PLS CRUSH THE DEVELOPER OF POWER RANGERS WITH SOME HENTAI ANIME OR SOME OTHER SHIT!
then i was like fighting hordes of zombies and he says it looks easy then i asked him to try it out and he dosnt want to and he ran away...so during that moment i didnt know that axe dude was behind of me and i got hit and he said AHAH! UR DYING!..then he ran away then that time Sheva helped me and i kicked that axe guy's ass

later i was fighting the chainsaw dude and he keep saying BAD GUY!! and he keep saying that " SHES THE BAD GUY!! SHE SPRAYED TOXIC ON YOU!" I was like SHES HEALING ME! SO SHUT UP! Im good at this game! then he said " you know what....you're not good ..you died of that axe guy remember?" then i retorted" NO YOU RAN AWAY WHILE I WAS SAVED SCREW YOU!" and i turned off the PS3 and i told him to do whatever you want ok? then i went up stairs and LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM! and i called my mum to come back..EARLIER and she says ok i will be back at 1 hour....OH MY GOD!! I had no choice but to stay in the house...so I was playing resistance with some low quality headphones in my ear plugged into my LCD and OH GOD THAT WAS A RELIEF...and I didnt heared what the kid sayed or what ever i just saw his mouth moving xD and when my mom came back the auntie asked me " oh did he learn anything from you?" " No auntie...he thinks your husband can rule the world and can never shut up" i replyed with a really anoyed face and auntie said " Oh then sry to trouble you so heres 30 bucks for helping me and your mom out" so i was like oh thanks..when i got back to my room " WHY 30 BUCKS! I WAS EXPECTING 200! FUCK!" I know Im not supposed to blame a small kid but really it irratates me i know its not his fault but maybe its the parents thats spoiling him...and hes still in kindergarden. I still remember he saidf " YOU KNOW IN MY KINDER GARDEN~ IF I DONT DO MY HOMEWORK MY TEACHER WILL TAKE MY BOOK THROW IT AWAY , BEAT ME UP AND THROW ME OUTSIDE OF THE KINDERGARDEN!" I'm still laughing my head off this sentence xD...ok ok i've been a little immature while fighting with kids so yeah...

most tiring ride in my life

Posted by Jeremy

Well my father saw a post in the cycling forums that they're gonna organise a riding event in SG Lembing..well they said it was easy...so yeah they said the hotel is pre-opened (that means its only opened to special guests and its still under construction) and its like 200 bucks for 2 nights and u can stay there another extra day if u want!...So we reached there at 4 in the afternoon
"how nice of them to have a mini kitchen"
"living room"
"the toilet"
"shower room"
"bedroom"

after the check in at the hotel...we went for steamboat at Gambar and its tomyam was like the BEST...but the fish was so smelly...so it had been a major flaw..
"got bored so ate some maggi over there"
"my father and uncle Robert"
"yeah this bike has hydrolic discbrake , back suspendsion , front suspendsion lock ans this bike is REALLY comfortable in the mud and its better than my bike and the price was like 5000++ (same price as FJ's one) yeah so much for uncle robert's bike xD he would hug it on his bed"

on the next morning we ate breakfast at the buffet there and met up with more than 100++ bikers and we were getting ready

"using rim brakes for mountain trails? BAD IDEA"
" eleh must be dam easy using that bike uphill la"
'it would be nice if this bikes were all mine xD"
"somany people taking part"
'ok im gonna get sand in my shoes"
"OMG WTF!!!!!"
i was taking this picture when i was goin down hill and shit! I FELL! so much mud and leaves are stuck on my rims and the brakes arent responding then my bike was out of control and my rims went into a hole and i went rolling down the mountain..
"wow this guy's really pushing himself.."
" we were waiting for this dude to open the freakin gate for us and he was praying there like nobody's business...sigh"
"crysis anyone?"
' after the rides we put our bikes in those army trucks and we sat on another truck for transporting criminals to jail xD"
" lol its like a jail cell in that truck"
after the ride we went home at 6.30 and ate dinner and i reached home at 1.00...crap dam tired..

DMC 5?!?!

Posted by Jeremy

oh god...what is this man...just god word that after they're releasing Bayonetta they're gonna work on DEVIL MAY CRY 5?! WTF! THATS GONNA BE AWESOME!...not as God Of War III but its still awesome!...yeah pls make more missions and MORE BOSSES INSTEAD OF MAKING ME FIGHT OVER AND OVER THEM AGAIN...and pls i hope the battle system had gone faster and and i hate dante's stinger knockback...it really sucks....

oh WOW

Posted by Jeremy

MY GOD...i havent been blogging much...cos studying...need to cramp some shit up...yeah sry for not posting to base of action and this blog cos PMR is SOOOOOOOOO near! I mean like If i fail...im really FUCKED! did you know our scholarship is based on MERIT? that means it dosnt count on SPM only anymore...it counts on your grades...homework and other shit...ouch...I regretted what happened last year and pls take note that I will not be blogging much now but i will blog when i can so..yeah thats about it tonight...well take care =) and HAVE A FUN TIME DOING YOUR STUDIES....boy that was random...

oh god NO!

Posted by Jeremy

Oh shit! what goes around comes around!...crap...WHY ME?! i mean...VICTOR is the one who asked me to bring eggs to throw at daniel...and why is daniel targetting me on 27th august on my birthday?...omg..he said hes gonna masturbate and keep his sperm in a bottle! hes asking 8 sick 0s to do it too! oh shit! hes gonnaq pour it on my face on my birthday! and victor's dramatising me EVERYTIME! even when i go out to tuition he stalks me during recess he DRAMATISES ME! ARGH!! thats it!! time for PLAN B! MAUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA..im gonna buy a F22 fighter jet and fill it up with sperm and NUKE DANIEL THONG'S HOUSE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...ok im going insane..