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lamest blog post by noob..

Posted by Jeremy

Well lamest shit I've ever heard from Nicholas Lim xD..he's giving advice to people and yet he's a complete noob...I know some of you told me.."eh that Nicholas I think he dam pro sia...see the way he talk" I was kinda..you know..trembling when I heard hes going to INC at 3.30 a few weeks ago...And I was REALLY expecting a BIG challenge from him...the first match was L4D..He and his Indian friend (no offense I forggotten your name =( )

They started out as survivors while me victor and khairi were playing in the infected team...We harrassed them renamed our names as like...NICHOLAS LIM SUCKS MY BALLS...NICHOLAS = NOOB. And we practically rubbed it in his face =D ...We wouldn't have done that or gave him some mercy if he wasn't bragging about how good he was in L4D at school and to be honest I'm just an experienced L4D player...there are many more people who had more skills than me though....

And then I was playing 1v1 with him on CS..he brought a m249 para machine gun which is TOTALLY inacurate...altough it sounds cool...its only used for suppressing fire for your teamates as support and its very risky to use it on long range tough...and it took me one or two shots from an AK47 just to kill him sometimes..my score was 20 and he's was 5...wow...NOOB..and I could even confuse him by simply throwing smoke bombs...

He stated these retarded shit in his blog posts :

If you find you are surrounded by noobs, don't quit the server and just give them hell.

If the players are too good for you, stay in the server and let them give you hell.

If you find players of equal skill, QUIT THE SERVER IMMEDIATELY.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I mean WTF RIGHT? everybody could identify him as Kiasu and this guy wouldn't even show you his true skill...nowonder he sucks at gaming...

and heres another stupid post :

"But how many of you are willing to join a random server and just play with complete strangers?"

wanna know?there are 77979 players currently ONLINE locally in Modern Warfare 2 and they're willing to make new friends and have a good laugh with each other...or some would rather make enemies and cause some havoc =D . And the weird thing is never trust the title of his blog...wanna know why? His title was 85% cocoa..and suddenly he start talking trash about dota and how he got his ass kicked by DOTA AI bots...from sudden chocolate to DOTA...WTF much?Anyways its getting late and I'm going mountain biking tomorrow goodnite =D

Anyone wanna go INC or some cyber who ACTUALLY HAVE MW2?

Posted by Jeremy

Anyone wanna go blitz or anything? I'm rotting at home...Modern Warfare 2 I'm level 23 =D!! I HAVE BLING!! YAY! DOUBLE ATTACHMENTS!!..And I just brought Assasin's creed 2! This time its more MAYHEM!! killing city guards , pimping whores , using mercs to start a fight , using thieves to harass soldiers...ahh the good times =D..and the weirdest part of all...DESMOND CAN FIGHT?! OMG AND LUCY TOO?!...anyways I had nothing much to post nowadays and I HAVE a very intresting topic to talk about but...people would call me a jealous loser =(..so yeah

Cpt . Prick

Posted by Jeremy

Anyways I'm getting the hang on Steam...after getting trashed and trash all the time finally I reached level 10 in Modern Warfare...still on coperall rank tough...and I find the semtex sticky grenade NOT for me...I have a habit of cooking grenades (NOT FRY THEM! I meant "cooking" by holding it on my hand forawhile before throwing it to decrease the time taken for the grenade to explode) and if i could time it right and the perfect range...I could make it explode in front of a camper's face xD...AND I just unlocked a killstreak =D! Its called sentry gun. Its a perfect tool for snipers and people who HATES snipers...but easily destroyed or disoriented by flash and stun grenades but its smoke proof . So it tends to shoot enemies covering in smoke.

I had a problem with semtex and lets just say I wanna throw em and rebound off the wall to hit the adjacent side of the room...it just sticks there and if I wanna throw it at the adjacent side of the room...that guy hiding there's probably waiting for me...so I dont really like semtex ...but the throwing knife was good though it acts kinda fast..altough its not long range I always use it for emergancy...Its highly recomended by snipers who dosn't really need grenades but rather quick emergency weapons when you're found .

And I noticed Steam players don't take tubing as seriously as those Garena losers . I skilltube also can kena scold kao kao wan =.= And Steam players are more sporty and easier to communicate with...when they got owned they wont be scolding "MAH CHI BAI PUKIMA LAN JIAO SOHAI MAHAI LUT MADDA FAKKAR BABI PET PET LOONG" what stupid asian curses man...their swearing can even combo up to that level xD . I dont offend swearing but , try to fucking use them nicely and not like some fucked up fucker who's fucking retarded and smashing the keyboard constantly with Ah Beng language. Well STEAM ROCKS!!

add me if you're using steam
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P.S : My name is just a little joke about captain price xD

L4D2!!

Posted by Jeremy

The new Left 4 Dead 2 demo was sweet! although theres like only one campaign and 2 levels....and they had a good improvement on the game and new zombies new weapons new characters...its pretty sweet! The best of all when u get to use melee weapons like a machatte , frying pan , riot stick ..and many more you can think of...I'm just gonna spoil the few new infected

The charger
This is a zombie that actually undergo mutation into a tank...well hes halfways...but hes much more agile and he cannot be shoved away due to its size...he will charge straight onto you and grab you and violently pounding you to death...but its health is much of a problem and basicly I dodged his attacks and killed him with a frying pan

The spitter
Well its basicly a WHORE that got horribly mutated till her tits are all saggy and this BITCH could be quite anoying...she spits out acide from her mouth and the acid could even incapitate a survivor who stands there for like 10 seconds ( I tested it out ) but the damage varies from difficulty..

The Jockey
This guy is somewhat of a hunter + smoker..he could jump on you and drag you away from your teamates and he could even drag you to witches , spitter goo , near a boomer and into big hordes and this guy's health is kinda big so you should try killing him at long range cos a headshot from a shotgun dosn't kill him

Anyways 17 of november this game is officially out...I WILL BUY IT!! I hope got korean zombies LA!!

nearly dead blog

Posted by Jeremy

OMG my blog nearly died due to my 24/7 playing modern warfare 2 and the left 4 dead 2 demo!...argh! I noticed Garena COD4 users are PURE noobs and too easy to frag...but when u get to play with STEAM players they're 100 times better than Garena players...they totally kicked my ass in MW2...the worst was the riot shield...NOT EVEN MY GRENADE LAUNCHER COULD PENETRATE IT! and 1 bash = KO ...WTF?!...but RPG and missles could penetrate it i think...and the best part was...CAPTAIN PRICE WAS ALIVE!! And I heard the pirated version of borderlands is quite good and its as good as the original version...should consider buying it...anyways...I'm gonna continue playing Modern Warfare 2

CAMWHORE!!!

Posted by Jeremy