if you really are encik yap...
FUCK YOU MOTHER CHOW CHI BAI! GO FUCK URSELF! DUNNO HOW TO TEACH MAKE US FAIL AND GET LOW MARKS! EVERYTHING U SAY CORRECT LA! ONLY NOE HOW TO LOOK AT GIRLS BIG BOOBS AND TIGHT ASSES! GO FUCK URSELF BY BENDING YOUR FUCKING DICK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE! IF I GOT A FUCKING CHANCE IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP SO BAD AND IM GONNA SMASH U FUCKING DOWN THE FUCKING EARTH UNTIL U REACH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING EARTH IN FUCKING AMERICA!! YOU CANT GIMMIE AMARAN COS THIS IS OUTSIDE SCHOOL OLD MAN! I BET U HAD 2 HANDPHONES BECAUSE U HAVE 2 WIVES! U ASK US KHIDMAT NEGARA AND WHEN NEGARAKU SONG COMES OUT STILL PLAYING WITH UR HANDPHONE CALLING SLUTS! FUCK U LA! U KENA KICK OUT BY SOMANY SCHOOLS STILL WAN TALK AH!? THIS TIME IM GONNA KICK U TO THE MOON AND KILL YOUR FAMILY! OH WAIT I THINK U DIVORCED WITH UR WIFE LE! EAT SHIT LA OLD MAN! DRUG ADDICT! MAD SCIENTIST! ZOMBIFIED SAMPAH MASARAKAT! HYPOCRITE! DUNNO HOW TALK CHINESE STILL WAN LAN YENG! FRAVOTISM!

FUCK YOU!!!


if this is fake...

HAHA DUDE! NICE ONE! xD

HAHAHA DANIEL GOT OWNED! HAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY! XD! did u know what we did? i made daniel came out of the canteen while victor brought his bottle and in the canteen...he put all the wantan mee sauce , curry , coke , sprite , sambal , chilli and tomato sauce and rice and noodles inside the thing...then after recess finish everybody 1st round whack kao him...then after the bell rang....I RAN OUT OF THE CLASS AND I BROUGHT EGGS WITH ME! I SAW EVERYBODY SPLASHING THE SAUCE AT HIM AND I THROW ONE EGG AT HIS SHOULDER AND KOK JIANG THROW AT HIS FACE SO HARD THAT HE NEARLY FELL DOWN..THEN HE CAME OUT...ALL THE FORM 1 AND 2 CLAPPED AT HIM SUDDENLY...HE SAID...jeremy!! YOURE THE WORST JACKASS EVER!! HE CHASED ME AND I WAS LIKE...holy shit assasin's creed! RUN!! i pushed my way through the form 1 and 2 and 1 girl fell down and daniel run over her and all that sauce dripped on her xD!...he failed to catch me and he gave up xD

wow xD im so mean to called EVERYBODY FROM form 3 to rape him xD...anyways maybe if I find 15 people whos willing to belanja him 10 bucks or something i could buy him a razer deathadder...oh well

EVERYBODY!! ITS DANIEL'S BIRTHDAY TOMOROW!! BRING EGGS FLOUR WATER AND SHIT!!!! AFTER SCHOOL WE'RE GONNA SPLASH HIM VERY BAD!! MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

YEAH the retard exam was gone!!..i was suprised i manage to survive geografi and moral...by USING THE TEMBAK TACTIC!!! YEAH!! SPRAY!!...lol! went to INC and i brought my Razer Lycosa mirror keyboard and my Copperhead mouse with keypad xD and i was suprised many gamers brought their mouse and mat there too xD...now nth to do but sit in front of the computer like some lifeless bloke and KILLING MOSQUITOS with my electric racket...well nth much on this post today xD

Ahh I love Indomee...but not like shazrul who loves ordering indomee triple...for me i prefered cooking them myself and frying them myself...Today when i came back from school...i saw my mom sleeping..yeah so i went to cook lunch for myself...i made myself and indomee double and after i boiled it...i grilled it with some new zealand pure butter...slurp!..and i added some eggs and well thats it...SUDDENLY my mom stormed in and said I HELP U COOK! i said no!..then she took out all the carrots vegetables and all THAT SHIT..and she poured into my mee and i got owned...i was like SHIT NO!!i told he PLS you're gonna ruin its flavour and its sensation...she retorted "YOU KNOW AH U NEED FIBRE ZINC VITAMIN ABCDEFG!'' i was like wtf...then when its ready...the entire plate was like 60% vegetables and 40% mee...i was like come on lah!...the meain thing must be more than the vegetables leh...just like wad channel AFC said...then my mom start saying THE ONE I COOK IS BETTER THAN YOU!!...i was like FINE whatever!..i ate it...it taste like nasi goreng and the indomee taste has been vanished so had my buttery taste..FUCK!..and it taste retarded!.then my dad who's not working today said that the indomee sucks...so i was laughing my head off...so im gonna cook my indomee when my mom's not at home next time =.=

'can you see the dude with the red gloves , black T shirt and blue helmet?' yeah thats me crossing the damn river...'

lol...its so random...today my mom was playing steps online game and she got bullied by some retard whos playing with her...that retard was calling my character noob in chinese and all that shit...he was wearing no top...pink underwear and butterfly wings...he talk dam lala...his name was 6767...my friend took over and danced with him and he lost and he kept using alibi as an escuse for losing saying ' mii haven wArm ^ yet marhx..' ..wtf...then he was like 'mii comp games veli pro de..' so i challenged COD4...he say 'warhx gal play c0d4? '

I said SHUT UP and just play ...(btw im using a girl character in steps and im level 13 and hes 28 and he thinks im a noob but actually steps is considered on skill not level)...so the match started...

1st match knife vs knife killhouse
i got like a 6 streak kill over him and he decided to cheat and he used an m4 on me...and i died...so i decided to cheat too and i used airstrike on his ass on the other side..and he scolded me 'gimmii chance marh leng luix '

2nd round sniping killhouse
he didnt say theres no cross so i went to his side and spammed barret 50 cal ...and he got owned as usual...he was like NO CROSS LA!...so i was like fine....i used ACOG on the first sniper...and he gets owned and asked me to change game rules...

3rd round free for all
He was using an AK47 red dot , stopping power , bandolier , and steady aim
I was using M249 , grip , double tap , deep impact..
I spammed through the wooden walls and he was hiding in that sofa...so its quite difficult to shoot him through the walls...so i decided to cook a grenade and i threw it in there..he took the grenade and ran out and tried to throw it back at me but...too late...boom!Then he also spammed another grenade at me by deflecting it on the walls to me...but he deflected it to him self and owned himself again...wtf..noob..he was bragging about his golden ak47 while mine's just a red tiger so i told him ... you're a noobcake who thinks that you're good in everything and i've done wasting my time on you and i wanna do my work...so fuck off and stfu!!MILF!!..then he said..aiyoo gal cannot swear wann..so i said I FUCKING CARE?!

and then off to study...yeah..i hate steps..full of lala retards

This suday I went to Batang Kali estate to have a mountain ride for about like 29 KM ride well the entire ride was like uber gay cos they had like 300++ participants there and its quite relaxing and nice...every steep hill you ride...you may find it rewarding cos after all that hard work you get DOWNHILL MANIA! WOO HOO HOO! I saw my Cat eye speed tracker i was like 50km/h and i was like OMG i quickly braked...and I SHOULD HAD BROUGHT A BIKE WITH HAD DISC BRAKE COS SO MUCH MUD IS STUCK ON MY RIMS AND MY BRAKE WAS DYING!!!...Then one dude who was faster than me went flying then when he hit the ground...OUCH...he flipped over 360...abd 10 points for the landing...ouch...lucky he had his helmet on...

'lol!'

after that ride...WE HAD TO FREAKIN CROSS THE FUCKING RIVER WITH WAS LIKE 35M LONG! OMG! RESIDENT EVIL 5 GIGANTIC CROCODILES ARE THERE!! SHIT!...lol...its irratating and my phone got wet =.= and the worse part is the current was freakin strong...it pushed me away and my bike was left floating...i was like WTF NOOOO!!! then one dude saved it...thank god...

anyways i completed the ride for like 29Km of up and downs...and extremely tired and hungry after that...and now im off to play Red alert 3!

well this afternoon while i was pushing my bike to the back gate ... a form 1 dude just came and said ; I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! with a dumb expression on his face..I can see my razer logo flashing red next to my health bar saying...EXPOSED and i can hear my concious saying...RUN JEREMY RUN! YOU FAILED YOUR STEALTH MISSION TO KILL PN SHANTHI!!...and i was standing there like some dude who got shocked...then i said ; yeah i know that you know that im an assasin trying to kill pn shanthi...BUT I STILL DONT KNOW YOU!...and he was like...OMG SRY SRY SRY...wtf? things can never get wierder and wierder...

Hi I'm Jeremy Lai and powered by Razer , today I would like to share with you my guide on spotting lala girls and guys . Now why would I post this shit? because not many of you had good eyes.

How do lala look like :

Girls
1.love talking in chinese and love swearing chinese like :chow chi bai! lan jiao! diu lei lou mou!
in a very loud voice
2.talks with a very cute japanese accent like very high tones and usually shouts KIAAA!! in a very cute anime way
3.a huge fan of friendster
4.always wears pink and loves PINK stuff ALOT
5.LOVES chinese superstars and always wants to look like them
6.Always campwhoring with japanese style poses
7.talks like this:

{warning typing this language requires profesionality and experience if you wanna learn bang your heads on you keyboard a million times}

Hiies~~~!! <3 mii veli lurv eu xoxoxoxoxo mii veli leng lui or nut~~fasterh larhxx~~ii noe eu veli shy laarhx eu got money or nut?mii veli poor lehx...OMG JAY CHOW LAI LIAO~ WEI LENG ZAIX!

boys :
1.wears pink colour and shiny shiny unusual things and looks very diffrent from the crowd...why? because they're LOA (lack of attention)
2.have blond coloured hair and hairstyles like below|
3.fans of friendster
4.always wanted to drive proton waja's with modified body kits and loud love song techno remixes and some of those rich lalas even owns skyline
5.love playing an arcade named wangan midnight
6.always act and talk cute in front of girls but to other guys ACT like gangster
7.most of them are very tanned skin
8.love to hook on girls and wear cute stuff just to make girls like them but infact ending up looking like gays and aquas
9.they just simply love campwhoring too with kissy kissy faces with pink shit



okay...whoever had this hairstyle on top are not 100% confirmed lala ... im just saying that MOST of the lala had these hairstyles..most of the lalas dosnt know that they are and THEY love wearing shiny stuff..

where does lala come from? JAPAN of course...japan is the original...LALAs are just copies of them...and dosnt fit well..
first of all their weakness is their mental state...they're so LOA (lack of attention) they will go nuts if u hit their weakpoints...they hate these tactics:
1.sarcasm
2.calling them lala
3.calling them wannabes
4.insulting china
5.mock about their typing
6.laugh at how they suck at english
7.boasting american standard

these are the most effective ways to fend them off mentally

well thats it for my guide

OUCH!!...muscle cramps..argh! stupid 100meters sprint and lontar peluru...i was on the purple house line and fan leon shitting in his pants cos somany girls in front if he loose he bo face laio xD...worse was me =.= can hear them laughing...first off the track i was the 2nd fastest then split second later everyone took over me...i didnt run my best cos i was waiting for yeang kiet to get tired...then smoked him and after that i felt a SHARP pain on my leg muscles...DAMN!!!...then in class arm wrestle with jonathan fan leon and yi shen...kena own kao kao...but i beat fan leon...and SUPRISINGLY jonathan who was sitting next to fan leon didnt notice his bulging biceps and muscles =.=...but i dont know why he cant beat jonathan ...if u take a closer look his arm was like smaller than fan leon but his muscles like superman onli =.=...i beat fan leon cos i bend my wrist and make him push till he gets tired then pin him...suddenly he laugh his head off...lol..today i woke up...EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BODY HURTS ARGH!!! MUSLCE CRAMPS HERE AND THERE....cant ride my bike to benji's house...sad case