I know I know...hes a kid and hes supposed to be like that but let me discribe what happened..

It was a peacefull day while I wasn't going to school due to coughing and flu ( h1n1 self quarantine)
playing RA3...using the shogun executioner to own my enemies
I was like HELL YEAH! EAT THIS COMMUNISTS! BOW BEFORE ME!!! then suddenly my mom was like "Eh Jeremy~! guess whos here~ can u watch him for me when me an auntie go out? He loves games too !" I was like really??...who is he? then some fatass kid with BIG AND CHUBBY face and really small eyes came in my room and bugged me...I was like HE"S A GAMER?! WTF!...then he was like WHAT GAME ARE U PLAYING?!?!?!@#$@#$ IT LOOKS STUPID!!@#$$@ I PREFER POWER RANGERS~~!!..I was like oh noooooooooooooooo!!!

I kept quiet and played and he kept screaming "KOR KOR!!! LOOK OUT!! BAAAAAAD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!" he screamed so freakin loud that he overtook my speakers and I WISHED i had a gaming headphones...seesh! then i told him " dude i know what Im doing ok? so just pls be quiet" then he said BUT I SAW THEM FIRST FASTER THAN U!" sigh...i felt like throwing him out of the window...Then i got tired cos his irrating voice made me lost the shogun executioner ( i was playing in brutal mode so its really anoying and difficult) and he laughed HAHAHAHAHA~~..and he kept BRAGGING saying power rangers is violent and the best game in the world and blah blah blah blah..." YOU KNOW THE BEST PART ABOUT POWER RANGERS IS WHEN ALL THE GOOD GUYS DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS!! THEY WERE LIKE WOOSH! COMBINE!! POW POW POW! BOOM BOOM BOOM! DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH! RATATATATATATATATATATA WITH SUPER POWERS " I was like GOD! END MY MISERY!!...I asked him if he wanna play crysis and he said it looks boring (he havent even seen it yet) and i opened it and he says he knows how to play then he tried it and he says it was boring and yeah he died...why? he swim out of the map and got eaten by a shark...and he said " WATCH OUT FOR MY FELLOW POWER RANGERS! WE'RE GONNA COMBINE POWERS AND KILL YOU!!!!" he shouted like some girl got raped until his saliva was ALL over my keyboard and my LCD...I was like DUDE! I used my cloth to wipe it all off...

Then I went down to play Resident Evil 5 and he followed me and he kept bragging about how big his house is and that his father can buy 1 million cars blah blah blah and say that his father is as rich as a king blah blah blah...and saying that his NITENDO DS is the best thing in the world blah blah blah...then I went to the part where some african dude turned into a zombie
so i asked is power rangers is as violent as this? and he ran away like some fat chicken..so i was like FINALLY!! he ran! i knew that kid is afraid of this 18 year old shit!! wootz! suddenly he came back and he said NONONO i never said power rangers was violent i said it had more action!! AND BETTER GRAPHICS!! I was like OH GOD CAPCOM PLS CRUSH THE DEVELOPER OF POWER RANGERS WITH SOME HENTAI ANIME OR SOME OTHER SHIT!
then i was like fighting hordes of zombies and he says it looks easy then i asked him to try it out and he dosnt want to and he ran away...so during that moment i didnt know that axe dude was behind of me and i got hit and he said AHAH! UR DYING!..then he ran away then that time Sheva helped me and i kicked that axe guy's ass

later i was fighting the chainsaw dude and he keep saying BAD GUY!! and he keep saying that " SHES THE BAD GUY!! SHE SPRAYED TOXIC ON YOU!" I was like SHES HEALING ME! SO SHUT UP! Im good at this game! then he said " you know what....you're not good ..you died of that axe guy remember?" then i retorted" NO YOU RAN AWAY WHILE I WAS SAVED SCREW YOU!" and i turned off the PS3 and i told him to do whatever you want ok? then i went up stairs and LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM! and i called my mum to come back..EARLIER and she says ok i will be back at 1 hour....OH MY GOD!! I had no choice but to stay in the house...so I was playing resistance with some low quality headphones in my ear plugged into my LCD and OH GOD THAT WAS A RELIEF...and I didnt heared what the kid sayed or what ever i just saw his mouth moving xD and when my mom came back the auntie asked me " oh did he learn anything from you?" " No auntie...he thinks your husband can rule the world and can never shut up" i replyed with a really anoyed face and auntie said " Oh then sry to trouble you so heres 30 bucks for helping me and your mom out" so i was like oh thanks..when i got back to my room " WHY 30 BUCKS! I WAS EXPECTING 200! FUCK!" I know Im not supposed to blame a small kid but really it irratates me i know its not his fault but maybe its the parents thats spoiling him...and hes still in kindergarden. I still remember he saidf " YOU KNOW IN MY KINDER GARDEN~ IF I DONT DO MY HOMEWORK MY TEACHER WILL TAKE MY BOOK THROW IT AWAY , BEAT ME UP AND THROW ME OUTSIDE OF THE KINDERGARDEN!" I'm still laughing my head off this sentence xD...ok ok i've been a little immature while fighting with kids so yeah...