The Unfair Advantage!

hypocrites

2010-01-11T15:22:00.003+08:00

Sigh...wtf is all that worry about?! sigh i had 2 A and all C WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO!! and i ended up in 4Kemboja...well at least i get to avoid add maths...the fucking iratating thing about my class are hyporcrites that are SO NEGATIVE MINDED and always tend to act "guai zai" like good boy good boy...GO FUCK YOURSELVES! yes ashraff I'm also talking to you . You're starting to act like Joel that fucked up wanker...why does he hate me? WTF did i fucking do? Swearing in class? WHO THE FUCK DOSNT? HYPOCRITES!

Oh the irony...starting to hate it in my class because theres only 1 gamer in there that understands my foundation and just because I'm talking abit loud they will ask me to STFU argh!! 60% of the time they're the fucking assholes making noise . I cant stand it anymore!! argh!! maybe I'll keep quiet the next day...sigh...miss the old 3K..where you can scream retarded shit and laugh like some crazy motherfucker and spinning around 360 degrees..

If I had the chance to blow up "that" asshole's house and I WILL! I would love to see that guy suffering from the fire...

And seriously teacher said this was true "when you talk in front of your teachers you act diffrent" and "when you talk to girls you are diffrent" and "when you talk to your friends you are diffrent" IT MAKES so much sense!! hypocrites!! IGNORANT BASTARDS!!

I am who I am and I swear in front of teachers..and that IS my iddentity I AM NOT hiding under a fake shell..

oh well..time to take off some stress through doing some homework

Christmas Dinner 2009

2009-12-29T23:59:00.012+08:00

LOL IT TOOK A WHILE! For Li jiet to post pictures of...ME!! LOL! here they are...and most of them have retarded shit on it
"arrived at 8.07 and THANKS TO MY GARMIN GPS...It made my dad went through two tolls and MISSED TURNINGS THANKS TO THE SATILITE LAG!..."
"OMG DI WERN! THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK!!"
"This drink is misteriously called sex on the beach...It tastes like...medicine!!WTF?! It made me go...MORE HYPER!!!..whats inside? heroin?"
"nikki gave this to Jun Hao as a present and Jun Hao gave her a RM40 jewel case!!OMG RUGI!! BEST CHEAPSKATE GIFT EVER!!"
"oh no...now I realised Im advertising this energy bar!! the sex on the beach drink is REALLY GETTING TO ME!!"
"OHHH YEEEAAAH BABY!! THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL SEX ON THE BEACH!!!...wait??"
"I GOT SQUIRTED BY WUAN YI oops..I mean sprayed by wuan yi..."
"ROAR!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!! BALLZ MUST DIE!!!
"ARGH!! SPARTAN WARRIOR IS NOT YOUR BONDAGE SLAVE!!! =("
"WHERE DID ALL MY BEER GO?! LI JIET!! U LARH!! DRINK MY BEER!!!"

to nick

2009-12-20T14:32:00.002+08:00

You don't even know what Razer is and you wanna brag around...come on...playing with u in INC will bored me to death...the other day I was playing with you i ended up playing minigames instead =.= why would I even bother to come? I rather stay home and play Borderlands and play Modern Warfare 2 so screw you!! And plus you can spam all you like because It dosnt really bother me (unless ur screwing with the other visitors) And pls...headshot? It dosn't count in counter strike ok...whats the point of having the most headshots and also you lost? Dont tell me its " I wanna be better than the other guy" come'on...seriously get your bragging mind right...And you told kyrie that ur so pro and how good u were before you even played l4d and PLUS...kyrie and I had nothing against each other since we're friends and I got the most points in one match and same does he...and its RAZER NOT RAZOR its a gaming mouse company you douchbag....cant u search it up google?! nerd.....

Christmas dinner?

2009-12-20T14:28:00.001+08:00

Thx deb for the invite but i wonder is it really nessecary for us to have a RANDOM PARTNER?! I DONT KNOW WHO I'LL END UP WITH =(

and the worst part of all is the presents...since I dont know who I'm gonna end up with....I dont know what present is best...but i just brought an expendsive teddy bear wrapped around with red cloths like a flower and with forrero rocher choclate I hope my RANDOM partner likes it...THEN ANDREW!! YOU BASTARD!!!! =D scared the shit out of me and Melvin!! WALAO WAD DO U MEAN BY MUST KISS PARTNER AFTER THE DINNER?!

Then me and Melvin surely say..."eh eh I got stomach ache la I need go toilet , Then cao through the kitchen exit =.=" I DONT WANNA MISS MY 2ND KISS!!! ARGH!!!

RESO

2009-12-20T14:25:00.001+08:00

long time didn't post anything...LOL! btw my character has been recruited to Reso clan in steam its a clan dedicated for MW2 they're not a skilled elite clan but rather a friendly peacefull compfortable active clan xD...although 5 of them are REALLY GOOD and guess what?..I became an admin after 5 days i joined (well just a relief admin) well i hope i do pleased the tai lou haha xD anyways Victor helped me cracked borderlands which is my now and FAVOURITE RPG AND FPS!!...its awesome! cell shaded comic humour xD!

lamest blog post by noob..

2009-11-26T22:09:00.002+08:00

Well lamest shit I've ever heard from Nicholas Lim xD..he's giving advice to people and yet he's a complete noob...I know some of you told me.."eh that Nicholas I think he dam pro sia...see the way he talk" I was kinda..you know..trembling when I heard hes going to INC at 3.30 a few weeks ago...And I was REALLY expecting a BIG challenge from him...the first match was L4D..He and his Indian friend (no offense I forggotten your name =( )

They started out as survivors while me victor and khairi were playing in the infected team...We harrassed them renamed our names as like...NICHOLAS LIM SUCKS MY BALLS...NICHOLAS = NOOB. And we practically rubbed it in his face =D ...We wouldn't have done that or gave him some mercy if he wasn't bragging about how good he was in L4D at school and to be honest I'm just an experienced L4D player...there are many more people who had more skills than me though....

And then I was playing 1v1 with him on CS..he brought a m249 para machine gun which is TOTALLY inacurate...altough it sounds cool...its only used for suppressing fire for your teamates as support and its very risky to use it on long range tough...and it took me one or two shots from an AK47 just to kill him sometimes..my score was 20 and he's was 5...wow...NOOB..and I could even confuse him by simply throwing smoke bombs...

He stated these retarded shit in his blog posts :

If you find you are surrounded by noobs, don't quit the server and just give them hell.

If the players are too good for you, stay in the server and let them give you hell.

If you find players of equal skill, QUIT THE SERVER IMMEDIATELY.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

I mean WTF RIGHT? everybody could identify him as Kiasu and this guy wouldn't even show you his true skill...nowonder he sucks at gaming...

and heres another stupid post :

"But how many of you are willing to join a random server and just play with complete strangers?"

wanna know?there are 77979 players currently ONLINE locally in Modern Warfare 2 and they're willing to make new friends and have a good laugh with each other...or some would rather make enemies and cause some havoc =D . And the weird thing is never trust the title of his blog...wanna know why? His title was 85% cocoa..and suddenly he start talking trash about dota and how he got his ass kicked by DOTA AI bots...from sudden chocolate to DOTA...WTF much?Anyways its getting late and I'm going mountain biking tomorrow goodnite =D

Anyone wanna go INC or some cyber who ACTUALLY HAVE MW2?

2009-11-23T14:55:00.002+08:00

Anyone wanna go blitz or anything? I'm rotting at home...Modern Warfare 2 I'm level 23 =D!! I HAVE BLING!! YAY! DOUBLE ATTACHMENTS!!..And I just brought Assasin's creed 2! This time its more MAYHEM!! killing city guards , pimping whores , using mercs to start a fight , using thieves to harass soldiers...ahh the good times =D..and the weirdest part of all...DESMOND CAN FIGHT?! OMG AND LUCY TOO?!...anyways I had nothing much to post nowadays and I HAVE a very intresting topic to talk about but...people would call me a jealous loser =(..so yeah

Cpt . Prick

2009-11-18T00:50:00.002+08:00

Anyways I'm getting the hang on Steam...after getting trashed and trash all the time finally I reached level 10 in Modern Warfare...still on coperall rank tough...and I find the semtex sticky grenade NOT for me...I have a habit of cooking grenades (NOT FRY THEM! I meant "cooking" by holding it on my hand forawhile before throwing it to decrease the time taken for the grenade to explode) and if i could time it right and the perfect range...I could make it explode in front of a camper's face xD...AND I just unlocked a killstreak =D! Its called sentry gun. Its a perfect tool for snipers and people who HATES snipers...but easily destroyed or disoriented by flash and stun grenades but its smoke proof . So it tends to shoot enemies covering in smoke.

I had a problem with semtex and lets just say I wanna throw em and rebound off the wall to hit the adjacent side of the room...it just sticks there and if I wanna throw it at the adjacent side of the room...that guy hiding there's probably waiting for me...so I dont really like semtex ...but the throwing knife was good though it acts kinda fast..altough its not long range I always use it for emergancy...Its highly recomended by snipers who dosn't really need grenades but rather quick emergency weapons when you're found .

And I noticed Steam players don't take tubing as seriously as those Garena losers . I skilltube also can kena scold kao kao wan =.= And Steam players are more sporty and easier to communicate with...when they got owned they wont be scolding "MAH CHI BAI PUKIMA LAN JIAO SOHAI MAHAI LUT MADDA FAKKAR BABI PET PET LOONG" what stupid asian curses man...their swearing can even combo up to that level xD . I dont offend swearing but , try to fucking use them nicely and not like some fucked up fucker who's fucking retarded and smashing the keyboard constantly with Ah Beng language. Well STEAM ROCKS!!

add me if you're using steam
Cpt . Prick

P.S : My name is just a little joke about captain price xD

L4D2!!

2009-11-15T22:02:00.004+08:00

The new Left 4 Dead 2 demo was sweet! although theres like only one campaign and 2 levels....and they had a good improvement on the game and new zombies new weapons new characters...its pretty sweet! The best of all when u get to use melee weapons like a machatte , frying pan , riot stick ..and many more you can think of...I'm just gonna spoil the few new infected

The charger
This is a zombie that actually undergo mutation into a tank...well hes halfways...but hes much more agile and he cannot be shoved away due to its size...he will charge straight onto you and grab you and violently pounding you to death...but its health is much of a problem and basicly I dodged his attacks and killed him with a frying pan

The spitter
Well its basicly a WHORE that got horribly mutated till her tits are all saggy and this BITCH could be quite anoying...she spits out acide from her mouth and the acid could even incapitate a survivor who stands there for like 10 seconds ( I tested it out ) but the damage varies from difficulty..

The Jockey
This guy is somewhat of a hunter + smoker..he could jump on you and drag you away from your teamates and he could even drag you to witches , spitter goo , near a boomer and into big hordes and this guy's health is kinda big so you should try killing him at long range cos a headshot from a shotgun dosn't kill him

Anyways 17 of november this game is officially out...I WILL BUY IT!! I hope got korean zombies LA!!

nearly dead blog

2009-11-13T16:42:00.002+08:00

OMG my blog nearly died due to my 24/7 playing modern warfare 2 and the left 4 dead 2 demo!...argh! I noticed Garena COD4 users are PURE noobs and too easy to frag...but when u get to play with STEAM players they're 100 times better than Garena players...they totally kicked my ass in MW2...the worst was the riot shield...NOT EVEN MY GRENADE LAUNCHER COULD PENETRATE IT! and 1 bash = KO ...WTF?!...but RPG and missles could penetrate it i think...and the best part was...CAPTAIN PRICE WAS ALIVE!! And I heard the pirated version of borderlands is quite good and its as good as the original version...should consider buying it...anyways...I'm gonna continue playing Modern Warfare 2

CAMWHORE!!!

2009-11-04T21:35:00.018+08:00

Whats new?

2009-10-29T23:21:00.002+08:00

hmmm I just had an hardware update on my computer and guess what?? ITS A BRAND NEW GRAPHIC CARD! Can play crysis on full graphics dx9....and its all thanks to victor! guess why? my mum wanted to buy a 300 dollar graphic card and victor mien faud has convinced my mum to buy a 500 dollar one! and its a ASUS ENGTS250 1GB GDDR3 Dark Knight edition ..

YAY!!
Looks so cool right? it has a large fan and big heat radiators! I overclocked it a little bit and its still fine =D

Biking in the dark

2009-10-25T22:04:00.002+08:00

I'm sure u guys tried mountain hiking at night..especially Di Wern , but...HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MOUNTAIN BIKING AT NIGHT?! Its even MORE extreme than hiking...why? Because you're sliding down at SUPER HIGH SPEED at 40KmH (thats considered fast for a bike) and its full of ROCKS!! and its dark! the road was SO RANDOM WEIH! I was riding down a sandy path then out of a sudden a pool of mud apears out of nowhere and WTF?! my bike got stuck , lost my balance and fell into some retarded hole full of mud WHICH IS THE SIZE OF MY ASS! and the bike fell along with me and trapped me into that hole...saw a biker pushing his bike nearby ask him for help , he ignored me...WTF! SCREW HIM! took me lik 15 minutes to get out of that shit...and why is it so difficult? 1st , its dark 2nd my bike's frame was blocking me , 3rd the hole had alot of water and mud making it sticky and it practically "suctioned" my ass . But anyways i brought back a medal with me =D! at least i achieved something . btw i will be posting pictures soon

BANZAI!!!

2009-10-13T23:40:00.002+08:00

PMR IS OVER!!! NO MORE WORRIES!! TIME FOR HARDCORE GAMING ONCE AGAIN!!! BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"banzai means charge in japanese"

New RAM

2009-10-12T17:40:00.004+08:00

I just brought an OCZ gaming RAM its faster and that means its giving me better frame rates while playing games . Brought it for like RM 169 ..Its 2GB DDR3 1600 Mhz . Its way more reliable than that stupid cheapskata Kingston RAM I got a few months ago...

whats RAM? It stands for Random Acess Memory its Memory used by computers to store the currently running operating system, programs, and open files. Erased when power is turned off.

i've been too soft...

2009-10-05T16:17:00.001+08:00

Argh! I hate it! Thats the goddamn last straw for me . That Mel Yi is PISSING me off. 1st i send him a msg saying "good luck during PMR . Hope you pass! " =D and he replied saying "shit u la im gonna get all A and good luck to you too u will need it because you suck " Thats like so MEAN...like i talk to him consider him as a friend..and even when he bullshit say that girl hate me la this girl hate me la trying to make me feel neglected I STILL treat him as a friend no matter what pther ppl say bad about him I just STILL consider him as a friend . I've been a fool...I've been too SOFT...The way he treats girls than he treat his REAL friends are SO FUCKED up . Here am I saying this and I bet other girls who see this will be like " where got hes such a nice guy...." YEAH NICE FACE BUT FUCKED UP ATTITUDE....ARGH!!! Just because he's hot , he's smart , he's rich dosn't mean his ego must surpass God...sigh...I wonder what do I have...Im ugly , I suck at studying , My gaming skills aren't that good , WHAT KIND OF POTENTIAL DO I HAVE?! SHIT!! I hate it so much when some good looking guy comes and insult me in the face...

wait....why am i saying this?...I should be studying...THATS IT! I MADE UP MY MIND!...after PMR Im going to Mount Kiara and hike that mountain 3 rounds PER DAY!! IM GONNA TRAIN MY SKILLS IN BLITZONE! saying things here dont mean shit...ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS!

anyways signing out...gonna study

NEW CASING!!! WOOT!

2009-10-04T14:50:00.006+08:00

YEEEEEAAH!! I got a new casing! its Coolermaster , brought it for like 190 bucks!

FUCK STEPS

2009-09-27T22:02:00.003+08:00

I KNOW ALL OF YOU SAY THAT MY MOM IS SO GOOD THIS THAT THIS THAT OH IS THAT SO? IF U WERE ME U WILL BE FUCKING FORCED TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME THAT HAS FUCKING MAKES NO SENSE AND ITS SUPER , ULTRA , MEGA , HYPER , MOTHERFUCKING RETARDED . AND IF YOU DONT U WILL BE SLAPPED 2 TIMES IN THE FACE SAYING " OH I BUY PS3 COMPUTER FOR U THIS GAME DUN WAN PLAY FOR ME? " FUCK! SOHAI!JI BAI! PUKIMA! LAN JIAO! SOHAI! FUCKTARDED PIECE OF SHIT!! IM GONNA BOMB THE FUCKING GAME SERVER!!! ARGH! CANT STAND ALL THOSE LALA PEOPLE INSIDE THERE PLAYING TO DEATH INSIDE!! I WANNA TAKE A CHAINSAW AND RIP EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN IM GONNA BLOW UP THAT STUPID PINK COLOURED ROOM I DONT CARE IM GONNA FUCK THAT SERVER UP AND PUT PORN VIRUS INSIDE OF IT!!! ARGH!!! WHEN I PLAY CALL OF DUTY 4 I DONT GET ANY STRESS BUT WITH THIS GAME I CANT HELP BUT FUCKING SWEAR AND CURSE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!@$#@$#@$#@.................ok...I'm cool now...

P.S : FUCK YOU STEPS I WANNA BOMB YOUR FUCKING FACE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING EARTH AND THROW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS INTO THE FUCKINGLY FUCKTARDEDLY MOTHERFUCKING SUN!!!!! AIYEEEEE!!!!!!

Owning on PSN~~

2009-09-27T00:14:00.002+08:00

Well as i heard from FJ saying that American people are very good at COD4 at PSN...well I was using a few tricks on them...

And i noticed many of them group up in ONE house full of snipers and machine gunners..especially on Overgrown and Creek...I used this tactic

Ghost
Ak47 silenced
m1911 USP .45 silenced
smoke grenade
bomb squad
UAV jammer
dead silence / steady aim

and I noticed these americans pay attention to the radar MORE than they pay attention to the screen itself and I passed by like 3 guys and they DIDNT even notice me and I was like getting more than 7 killstreaks in that house itself...how? I just prone and hide in the dead bodies i killed and yes since your in hiding theres gonna be like a 2 or 3 second delay from my enemies cos they had a little trouble in their brain asking themself " is that what i think it is? ) then I hit in the face and the other guys in the other rooms cant hear me as they're busy sniping and focusing themself to shoot the others i would shoot them too.

and the bomb squad WORKS WELL against claymores along the way and yes and being a GHOST on COD4 is now my favourite class

leng lui leng lui~

2009-09-25T02:01:00.002+08:00

I dont know whats happenin to me these days and i felt like a HYPOCRITE , CRITIC , PERFECTIONIST!! Whenever I look at girls I would be judging them like...her boobs too flat lah too saggy lah her legs too fat lah her shoulders to skinny lah her hair LALA lah...OMG! IS THIS NORMAL?! I FEEL EVEN MORE BAD RIGHT NOW!! And I start to get embarrased when they look at me...some of them caught staring at them ( she was VERY SEXY) and she was like "hi~~(waving her hand) " OH SHIT start to feel the heat and Im so FUCKING embarrased and i end up pretending as if Im walking somewhere else...and I can find alot leng lui in Tropicana Mall and the MOST in the Bar in front of the main entrance there where all the hot girls come out with their revealing clothes...SHIT!! WHY AM I SAYING THIS?!

DONT KNOW WHY IM EVEN BLOGGING THIS!!;OSJDHO;HGWQOAHO CHEPGHERGEIU 3YU[WI80VYU5[ B4VU8N3VPUT;9340VWBY08UTQ3IJ3REAWR48IWEO2PDKRUGF8EIO213KUGTRE39AWPKMETUFKRJGUITEFKGJBTUIREFKMGJBUIGVEOFKMTJRIHGRFKJNHUIGTROKLFMGBJHUIGTRFMKGJBHIGRF

Temptation!

2009-09-25T01:53:00.002+08:00

Yesterday...victor smsed me saying : hey erm wanna have a group study?

I called him and I called kok jiang daniel to tag along so we went there peacefully to study then suddenly..WE STARTED TALKING CRAP! WE TALK ABOUT HOW SS2 MCDONALDS LOOK LIKE COMPARED TO GTA4s RESTAURANTS! (VERY VERY DIRTY) and we spilled ice cream on our books!! TWICE!!@#$@$ Kok jiang said EH be serious la PMR..i replied with that joker face...WHY SO SERIOUS?...then suddenly I study study do some excercises while talking crap...then all of them decided to go INC play call of duty world at war...WTF?! they were temptating me...so i was like FINE i flip this coin . If it hits heads i stay if tails i go INC..then i flipped it...THEN IT WAS TAILS!! OMFG?! gone case.......So i went there i promised myself to play like half an hour...then after the first round...NVM! ANOTHER ROUND!...then ANOTHER ROUND...then OK! THIS ONE LAST ONE...after finish..ANOTHER ROUND!...then OH SHIT! LOOK AT THE TIME! Ive been playing for 1 and a half hours! SHIT then I went back to MCdonalds and study maths and it took a hell load of a time for victor to get me to understand some equations

booooooooooooooooooooring!

2009-09-21T12:06:00.000+08:00

ITS SO FUCKING BORING I CANT FIND ANYTHING TO DO! ARGH! cant go cyber cos PMR!! so bored till i changed the theme for my computer! WOOOTZ! the theme is like alienware with black and blue neon lights! cool! just like my keyboard and nothing to do but go to www.alienware.com to check out their cool benchmark destroyer desktops! its pretty sweet! I WANNA ORDER ONE! but its like 1500 US dollar for the one with has THE LOWEST SPECS! OMFG! i just wanted their CASING!! WITH THEIR NEON LIGHTS! DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! aiyoo and somore so dam bored go to friendster KACAU some LALA mui and go internet look at hot japanese girls...woah dam nice...now bored like shit! nth to do but study...sad case

and yes if anyone going out on a study group (NOTHING TO DO WITH CYBER) CALL ME!!! IM SO BORED!!

nose bleed

2009-09-18T11:16:00.002+08:00

Ok this is a VERY obscene post and i do NOT recomend some people to read it . Honestly I know you guys know that I watch porn , and blah blah blah doing my "happy time" and well I always have this strange feeling. When I fantasize about a girl which I dont know its fine with me and i felt alright but if i fantasize about my friends (they're girls btw im not gay) I FELT LIKE SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE HEAD! I MEAN SHIT! THEY'RE SO GOOD TO ME THEY TALK TO ME AND YET I THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS HOLY SHIT!! I felt like an asshole! And yesterday that Debra and Di Wern and Wuan Yi ah...walao slapping each others ass and boobs make my nose bleed! And that Di Wern was like...JUICY JUICY!! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK BAR BE QUE! I really cannot study liao! and the worst of all i accidentally fantasize during that moment ARGH! IM TURNING INSANE!!

*for those of you who dosnt know what fantasizing is its you dreaming about having sex with a spesific person*

now you guys know my weakness....

LEGOS FOR SALE! PM ME FOR PRICE!

2009-09-13T16:00:00.029+08:00

LOL I found these stuff under my cupboard and reminded me of my childhood and Im selling it~! for much more better stuff anyone who are fans of legos can tell me =D I had too much xD

Sex shop opened in tropicana mall? LOL!

2009-09-09T14:45:00.002+08:00

Holy shit found this shop in tropicana mall they sell SEXY looking uniforms (for girls) from a exposing maid uniform to G strings...wtf and dildos with VIBRATORS in em! too bad cant see much cos the guy at the counter caught me underage T_____T and yes some of the condoms were CURRY FLAVOURED LOL?!

Razer Goliathus review

2009-09-05T19:12:00.002+08:00

Hey guys just picked this up at Digital Mall for RM49.00 at the highest floor and scurried my way back to my evil lair and see what this baby can do.This is the scaled down , space effecient size its 215mm X 270mm in size and its slightly bigger than my steelseries mousepad
As i used it its EXTREMELY smooth and it glides like crazy and its thicker than my steelseries for cushion and its not TOO soft either and its actually quite hard and not spongy. I tried this with COD4 and its way better than my steelseries that made me drag the gun all the way.
instead i can aim down the sights and glide to the position where the enemy runing at and shoot his fucking anoying head from there instead of steelseries mousepad bieng so draggy and slow.

The steel series is made to be accurate by controlling your movements and giving it friction but this goliathus has very low rate of friction and while preserving my accuracy. Its 10 bucks more expendsive than the steel series mousepad and ITS WORTH the money and now maybe I'll be giving my old pad to kietsen so yeah...

anyways this mousepad kicks ass and its like THE BEST MOUSEPAD i've ever used in my life and Daniel Thong would be proud of his golitathus too

Razer Pirana review

2009-09-04T20:57:00.003+08:00

Just got this baby after my birthday present and thanks to danile thong to all his effort...anyways this is gonna be a review about this stereo headset

The apearance has 2 blue backlighted logos on each earpiece and one on the control clip...its full black and it has cushions on the ear piece and the headband...

These earphones had awesome treble and bass , I could hear the birds chirping in crysis and the wind blowing towards me and when i play call of duty 4 i can even hear almost anything around me...These headsets had 2.1 surround and dont worry , U can still feel the noise goin around your head too .
The mic is egronomic styled and its always on 90 degrees angle and its always on your left . I tested this out and my friends said they can hear me much more clearer than that stupid webcam mic and it has noise supression.I usually had a fan blowing beside me and this earphones cancels the wind and focus on my voice clearly and with this earphone i dont SOUND like a kid and GAY anymore . Its sound quality is amazing and its totally better than my old logitech gigantic earphones.
This earphones had a clip-on control panel to control the volume and mic muting and its really attractive because it has an awesome glowing logo..Unlike other control panels they dont come with a clip to cling it on your shirt and it will dangle on the floor but this one it makes it easier to reach as its on your chest.

anyways this Pirana is the best headset i've ever used and once again thanks!

15th Birthday

2009-08-28T19:23:00.001+08:00

Yeah to all who came to my house during my birthday to celebrate thanks alot! =D and Thanks to Daniel's effort he got me a Razer Pirana headset which is the most awesome present I recived from my friends and thanks to all those who donated too =D I hope u have a nice day and maybe u ate too much from my house haha..I will be posting all the presents soon

P.S erm Di Wern can i take the photos u took at my house from facebook? tell me if u posted it already thanks =D

tagged by andrew and debra

2009-08-25T16:49:00.002+08:00

100 truths wow...PLS whatever disgusting shit you're gonna see here pls blame it on andrew and debra =(

1.I masturbate 2 times a week average
2.I liked hentai and hardcore japanese porn
3.I hate pn santhi
4.when i was young i went to a bra shop and said "auntie! do u sell bra that dosnt make my mom look old?"
5.I suck at DOTA
6.I always imagine what was life was if i had Wesker's power
7.I always thought of wearing what hes wearing above =)
8.recently i had a wet dream
9.I bloated up a condom with water until its size was 1/6 out of my body
10.I love Lamborghini reventons..
11.I had 2 ex girlfriends before =(
12.I think Daniel thong's dick is small
13.I always wanted to go to japan again to look japanese school girls
14.I've been a fan of maplestory ever since form 1( i hate it now)
15.I always thought of killing everyone in the world
16.My mother plays games
17.My mother always plays STEPS
18.I always think what its like to be Altair (below)
19.i had a wierd dream about FJ falling down from a mountain
20.I have a wierd dream about victor eating corn until he died

well should i continue the others next time?

my birthday

2009-08-22T14:21:00.002+08:00

HEY anyone intrested coming to my house at 27 of august thursday? I'll be holding a gathering there anyone intrested let me know at 0126682518 thx!

PC fair 2009 pictures

2009-08-03T14:48:00.016+08:00

"holy shit! 3 LCDs monitoring crysis warhead"
"intel core i7 extreme"
"dual SLI with i7"
"I love this brand"
"hey isn't that my keyboard?"
"sonicgear's flat speakers with execelent bass
"awesome computer"
"antivirus had never been this sexy~!"

Interact instalation

2009-08-02T19:59:00.006+08:00

The interact instalation has gone smoothly well i get to be stage management =D~! i get to wind and unwind the curtains! and mess around at the backstage!! I dont have to sit with the boring audience! but too bad i cant enjoy the dancing and all that cos all i saw was their ass...=( but the three girls who were dancing their ass was niiiice...WHOOPS! said too much xD!
after that i went to the PC fair by using LRT

wrongest reciept ever....

2009-07-28T17:59:00.000+08:00

"CUM RECIEPT"

Doing the right thing?

2009-07-26T20:51:00.006+08:00

Ok I'm PISSED now...a few days ago my mom gave her friend's family a profesional blender to her for some hawkerstall business i will describe my mom's friend as L from now on..

She gave L a nice blender to do some hawkerstall business..she got the new blender from that blender company as a gift for promoting their stuff...then one day L's husband went overseas nobody jaga the kids at L's home and my mom was worried and told L to go home and jaga the kids because they were defenseless and its dangerous cos theres a 14 year old GIRL and a 10 year old boy...L got angry and she said "u simply call me come and now call me go liddat la hor!" and she threw all the things on the floor and she dun wan the blender and she dont want to share the hawker stall business with my mom...she quit the hawker stall business and her sister replace her .
my mom brought the belender for the neice...but suddenly L came and took the blender (while my mom wasnt there) and after my mom knew that L took the blender she brought ANOTHER blender to use for the hawker stall business and suddenly the sister came and she got angry and she starts throwing all the plates and all the other shit on the floor like some mad woman (shes some old fatass granny whos 50++ who got molopos) my mom dont want to argue and she left suddenly L came and she say she want to return the money for her. So my mom went to the hawker there and settle the money and suddenly L wont allow my mom to go back to the hawkerstall and settle with them and L DRAGGED my mom ACROSS THE FREAKIN STREET WHILE PULLING MY MOM'S HAND AND MY MOM FELL DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND YET SHE NON STOP PULLING MY MOM UNTIL HER HAND 'S VEINS got disordered.. the police came and see whats going on then she let go...then my mom and L went there to settle the money..they went up to the apartment there and suddenly my mom went into the room and she closed the door then L open the door and the door hit my mom's head and L and her sister scold my mom non stop and L cry over there and suddenly the sister said she dont have the money to pay back to my mom (no money dont say want pay la!) and she wont even let my mom say the price of the blender and she used the RM150 dollars to THROW back at my mom's face then my mom felt sad and her hand hurts like shit...she went back home..

And the sister the next day called my mom and say my MOM WAS WRONG SAYING THAT WHY SHE BRING THE MACHINE THERE...she said "U were wrong because you were too kind and too good to us and somebody will not accept and today this mistake is ur pasal"

ok im putting a poll to see weather the woman who did this deserve to be in hell or not

n00btubing?

2009-07-21T17:24:00.002+08:00

just ASKING...i know im supposed to know this earlier but...its just a little question..

I'm playing COD4 just now....I lost my freakin lvl47...and Im using some retarded m16 with burst firing rate...I saw someone VERY far away at backlot..I tubed him and i got rid of him...and they called me a n00btuber...I was like...wtf? U were at long range...and u were holding a sniper...How can i ever kill you? and plus my gun dosnt even had sights and im lvl1...just because i tubed once they kept calling me a n00btuber...and plus its at a very long distance...anyways back to the point..

is tubing at long range considered n00btubing?

Razer

2009-07-13T23:53:00.002+08:00

what is RAZER? ok i'll tell you

Razer is a privately held computer peripherals manufacturer specializing in products specifically catered to gamers. Originally started in the 1990s, it suffered a period of dormancy during the millennial change and has recently seen a resurgence, with new products released during 2004 and 2005. The Razer brand is now currently being marketed under Razer USA Ltd, and this article refers to the whole brand instead of the various entities that have held it.

Razer was founded in 1998 by a team of engineers and marketeers to develop and market a high end computer gaming mouse, called the Boomslang. It was claimed as the world's first 1000 dpi mouse (as opposed to 200 or 400 dpi offerings) and purported to give greater accuracy (and consequently, higher scores) to gamers who used it.

Razer was the one of the first companies to sponsor gamers, which directly contributed to the emerging pro-gaming phenomenon. Johnathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel was amongst the first wave of sponsored gamers and is still currently active in pro-gaming.

Razer really changed the history of PC gaming and i loved my glowing keyboard and my mouse for that xD thats why I'm always a FAN of Razer xD

anoying , arrogant , childish , noisy

2009-07-13T22:40:00.004+08:00

I know I know...hes a kid and hes supposed to be like that but let me discribe what happened..

It was a peacefull day while I wasn't going to school due to coughing and flu ( h1n1 self quarantine)
playing RA3...using the shogun executioner to own my enemies
I was like HELL YEAH! EAT THIS COMMUNISTS! BOW BEFORE ME!!! then suddenly my mom was like "Eh Jeremy~! guess whos here~ can u watch him for me when me an auntie go out? He loves games too !" I was like really??...who is he? then some fatass kid with BIG AND CHUBBY face and really small eyes came in my room and bugged me...I was like HE"S A GAMER?! WTF!...then he was like WHAT GAME ARE U PLAYING?!?!?!@#$@#$ IT LOOKS STUPID!!@#$$@ I PREFER POWER RANGERS~~!!..I was like oh noooooooooooooooo!!!

I kept quiet and played and he kept screaming "KOR KOR!!! LOOK OUT!! BAAAAAAD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!" he screamed so freakin loud that he overtook my speakers and I WISHED i had a gaming headphones...seesh! then i told him " dude i know what Im doing ok? so just pls be quiet" then he said BUT I SAW THEM FIRST FASTER THAN U!" sigh...i felt like throwing him out of the window...Then i got tired cos his irrating voice made me lost the shogun executioner ( i was playing in brutal mode so its really anoying and difficult) and he laughed HAHAHAHAHA~~..and he kept BRAGGING saying power rangers is violent and the best game in the world and blah blah blah blah..." YOU KNOW THE BEST PART ABOUT POWER RANGERS IS WHEN ALL THE GOOD GUYS DEFEAT THE BAD GUYS!! THEY WERE LIKE WOOSH! COMBINE!! POW POW POW! BOOM BOOM BOOM! DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH! RATATATATATATATATATATA WITH SUPER POWERS " I was like GOD! END MY MISERY!!...I asked him if he wanna play crysis and he said it looks boring (he havent even seen it yet) and i opened it and he says he knows how to play then he tried it and he says it was boring and yeah he died...why? he swim out of the map and got eaten by a shark...and he said " WATCH OUT FOR MY FELLOW POWER RANGERS! WE'RE GONNA COMBINE POWERS AND KILL YOU!!!!" he shouted like some girl got raped until his saliva was ALL over my keyboard and my LCD...I was like DUDE! I used my cloth to wipe it all off...

Then I went down to play Resident Evil 5 and he followed me and he kept bragging about how big his house is and that his father can buy 1 million cars blah blah blah and say that his father is as rich as a king blah blah blah...and saying that his NITENDO DS is the best thing in the world blah blah blah...then I went to the part where some african dude turned into a zombie
so i asked is power rangers is as violent as this? and he ran away like some fat chicken..so i was like FINALLY!! he ran! i knew that kid is afraid of this 18 year old shit!! wootz! suddenly he came back and he said NONONO i never said power rangers was violent i said it had more action!! AND BETTER GRAPHICS!! I was like OH GOD CAPCOM PLS CRUSH THE DEVELOPER OF POWER RANGERS WITH SOME HENTAI ANIME OR SOME OTHER SHIT!
then i was like fighting hordes of zombies and he says it looks easy then i asked him to try it out and he dosnt want to and he ran away...so during that moment i didnt know that axe dude was behind of me and i got hit and he said AHAH! UR DYING!..then he ran away then that time Sheva helped me and i kicked that axe guy's ass

later i was fighting the chainsaw dude and he keep saying BAD GUY!! and he keep saying that " SHES THE BAD GUY!! SHE SPRAYED TOXIC ON YOU!" I was like SHES HEALING ME! SO SHUT UP! Im good at this game! then he said " you know what....you're not good ..you died of that axe guy remember?" then i retorted" NO YOU RAN AWAY WHILE I WAS SAVED SCREW YOU!" and i turned off the PS3 and i told him to do whatever you want ok? then i went up stairs and LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM! and i called my mum to come back..EARLIER and she says ok i will be back at 1 hour....OH MY GOD!! I had no choice but to stay in the house...so I was playing resistance with some low quality headphones in my ear plugged into my LCD and OH GOD THAT WAS A RELIEF...and I didnt heared what the kid sayed or what ever i just saw his mouth moving xD and when my mom came back the auntie asked me " oh did he learn anything from you?" " No auntie...he thinks your husband can rule the world and can never shut up" i replyed with a really anoyed face and auntie said " Oh then sry to trouble you so heres 30 bucks for helping me and your mom out" so i was like oh thanks..when i got back to my room " WHY 30 BUCKS! I WAS EXPECTING 200! FUCK!" I know Im not supposed to blame a small kid but really it irratates me i know its not his fault but maybe its the parents thats spoiling him...and hes still in kindergarden. I still remember he saidf " YOU KNOW IN MY KINDER GARDEN~ IF I DONT DO MY HOMEWORK MY TEACHER WILL TAKE MY BOOK THROW IT AWAY , BEAT ME UP AND THROW ME OUTSIDE OF THE KINDERGARDEN!" I'm still laughing my head off this sentence xD...ok ok i've been a little immature while fighting with kids so yeah...

most tiring ride in my life

2009-07-13T10:28:00.026+08:00

Well my father saw a post in the cycling forums that they're gonna organise a riding event in SG Lembing..well they said it was easy...so yeah they said the hotel is pre-opened (that means its only opened to special guests and its still under construction) and its like 200 bucks for 2 nights and u can stay there another extra day if u want!...So we reached there at 4 in the afternoon
"how nice of them to have a mini kitchen"
"living room"
"the toilet"
"shower room"
"bedroom"

after the check in at the hotel...we went for steamboat at Gambar and its tomyam was like the BEST...but the fish was so smelly...so it had been a major flaw..
"got bored so ate some maggi over there"
"my father and uncle Robert"
"yeah this bike has hydrolic discbrake , back suspendsion , front suspendsion lock ans this bike is REALLY comfortable in the mud and its better than my bike and the price was like 5000++ (same price as FJ's one) yeah so much for uncle robert's bike xD he would hug it on his bed"

on the next morning we ate breakfast at the buffet there and met up with more than 100++ bikers and we were getting ready

"using rim brakes for mountain trails? BAD IDEA"
" eleh must be dam easy using that bike uphill la"
'it would be nice if this bikes were all mine xD"
"somany people taking part"
'ok im gonna get sand in my shoes"
"OMG WTF!!!!!"
i was taking this picture when i was goin down hill and shit! I FELL! so much mud and leaves are stuck on my rims and the brakes arent responding then my bike was out of control and my rims went into a hole and i went rolling down the mountain..
"wow this guy's really pushing himself.."
" we were waiting for this dude to open the freakin gate for us and he was praying there like nobody's business...sigh"
"crysis anyone?"
' after the rides we put our bikes in those army trucks and we sat on another truck for transporting criminals to jail xD"
" lol its like a jail cell in that truck"
after the ride we went home at 6.30 and ate dinner and i reached home at 1.00...crap dam tired..

DMC 5?!?!

2009-07-09T22:10:00.002+08:00

oh god...what is this man...just god word that after they're releasing Bayonetta they're gonna work on DEVIL MAY CRY 5?! WTF! THATS GONNA BE AWESOME!...not as God Of War III but its still awesome!...yeah pls make more missions and MORE BOSSES INSTEAD OF MAKING ME FIGHT OVER AND OVER THEM AGAIN...and pls i hope the battle system had gone faster and and i hate dante's stinger knockback...it really sucks....

oh WOW

2009-07-09T22:05:00.001+08:00

MY GOD...i havent been blogging much...cos studying...need to cramp some shit up...yeah sry for not posting to base of action and this blog cos PMR is SOOOOOOOOO near! I mean like If i fail...im really FUCKED! did you know our scholarship is based on MERIT? that means it dosnt count on SPM only anymore...it counts on your grades...homework and other shit...ouch...I regretted what happened last year and pls take note that I will not be blogging much now but i will blog when i can so..yeah thats about it tonight...well take care =) and HAVE A FUN TIME DOING YOUR STUDIES....boy that was random...

oh god NO!

2009-07-06T12:59:00.000+08:00

Oh shit! what goes around comes around!...crap...WHY ME?! i mean...VICTOR is the one who asked me to bring eggs to throw at daniel...and why is daniel targetting me on 27th august on my birthday?...omg..he said hes gonna masturbate and keep his sperm in a bottle! hes asking 8 sick 0s to do it too! oh shit! hes gonnaq pour it on my face on my birthday! and victor's dramatising me EVERYTIME! even when i go out to tuition he stalks me during recess he DRAMATISES ME! ARGH!! thats it!! time for PLAN B! MAUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA..im gonna buy a F22 fighter jet and fill it up with sperm and NUKE DANIEL THONG'S HOUSE!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...ok im going insane..

swine flu?

2009-06-27T16:59:00.000+08:00

sigh cant go anywhere cos my mum quarantined me thx to the FREAKIN BIRDFLU! I CANT GO ANYWHERE NOW! FUCK! must wear that stupid mask at home at all times wash my hands every 15 minutes this is HELL! ARGH!! I WONDER WHOS THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO HAD FLU AND HAD SEX WITH A SICK PIG! ARGH! SCREW MEXICO!...

Yi Shien's lucky day

2009-06-20T23:54:00.001+08:00

lol went to tropicana mall with Yi Shien today to help him buy new LCD...i told him to buy the Samsung series 4 with along with a cheap dvd player that supports digital surround and 1080p with HDMI

Samsung series 4 specs :
supports resolution up to 1080i
tru surround speakers
tru colour vibrance
30 000 contrast ratio
3 HDMI ports
32 inch

total : 1.5k

hmm that indian guy there kept asking us to buy the new phillips LCD with dosnt benefit us and makes it more expendsive and out of budget and he made us clear his DVD player stock...he told us to buy a dvd player using component cable WITH NO 1080I UPSCALING WTF....i told him I wanted HD and he said he try act smart say that no need HD and he showed me the quality and its fucking FUCKED up shit...then i made up with a budget and do a few calculations and it ended up AWESOME..when we got back THERES no controller WTF..WALK ALL THE WAY THERE to get the controller warranty...lol anyways i tested Yi Shien's LCD and its AWESOME!...its so fucking clear...more clearer than my LCD...LOL!..anyways im going off to sleep...so tired..

and i bet Yi Shien at home dam happy xD

oh my god...ARGH! CURSE YOU MICROSOFT!

2009-06-12T21:34:00.003+08:00

oh god....this was my only regret for getting ps3...because DOAX2 is exclusive for xbox360 only noooo!! argh!!

THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE!!! HOLY SHIT!! LOOK AT THOSE PHYSICS!

u guys are full of adventures

2009-06-12T20:58:00.002+08:00

ungh! i guess im turning into some overweight couch potato and some fatass bloke who spend to much time at his games like some computer geek...anyways this was like the most boring-est holiday every...my supercool ddr3 double sli computer is still under repair..THANKS TO IT HYPERMARKET AT IKANO!...and debra and the gang ah always go out play play like so fun...and u guys all hanging out at 1U...while i have only like cybercafe wit vic daniel meng zhung and the others...kinda bored...didnt go anywhere for holiday...AND EVEN SOME of u get to wear a KIMONO! HOLY SHIT! T_T...while im stuck at home...scared to go overseas thx to H1N1..fuck it man!...anyways i overspend like siao just to go cyber xD.. and totally bored at home and all my games are like...LIMITED..thx to my absense of my rig..sigh..

Gaming Fuel

2009-06-09T13:00:00.003+08:00

whats gaming fuel? well gaming fuel is actually food gamers eat and drink to provide energy fo them to play like maniacs and beserk on controllers...well im gonna talk about Malaysian type of Gaming Fuel...what do i recomend when your stomachs growling during in the war zone?(i know its not healthy but convenient)

these indomee only require 2 minutes to cook and even 1 packet could keep your stomach full for 5 to 6 hours and they go down easily and you dont have to go to the toilet so early...and the best part is its dry noodles..so we dont have to eat it while its boiling hot and waste time...and this indomee u dont even need to chew properly to let it go down ( because most gamers eat REALLY fast cos they need to continue their duty in the warzone) but u might get kinda thirsty after eating this but thats no problem...oh and why theres no junkfood? well u dont wanna get your hands greasy on the controlers or your keyboard do you? and plus junk food dont fill your stomach and it makes you REALLY thirsty

these guys keep you hydrated and IT MAKES YOU GO INSANE! IT makes you go beserk on almost any game and keeps you alert on almost any phases...(this is the american version of red bull)

hehehe!

2009-06-05T19:42:00.000+08:00

MUAHAHAHH! MY FRIEND DOSNT KNOW HIS MOTHERBOARD DOSNT SUPPORT DDR3 2GB!! HE GAVE IT TO ME!! MUAHAHHAHA! I ADDED INTO MY MOM BOARD!! LOL! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! NOW ITS OFFICIALLY 4GB DDR3!!!

new processor and motherboard

2009-06-04T22:49:00.002+08:00

hey guys! after that robbery i got back my MOOD! why? because i brought a new intel core 2 QUAD! and a new ASUS motherboard! AND ITS DDR3! COOL! added 2gb ddr3 (single stick) and guess what...Im gonna buy a new ATI 4890 after PMR!! YEEEAH! 1GB GDDR5!! anyways i didnt took the core i7 because i dont really need it..and core 2 extreme isnt in sale in malaysia anymore thanks to core i7 and the extreme version..well core i7 is WAAAAAAAAAY more expendsive...all of thos together cost like 700++ only...and my old motherboard was given to a friend of mine along with my dad's old 8500 and along with my 2GB ddr2...well so far so good...takes only 5 seconds+ to boot windows xD and even playing red alert 3 was more smooth then ever! and i enabled multicore rendering and it helped pretty much! so thats it..

P.S
hey guys the meet up is next week thursday or friday daniel pls bring GTA4 ps3 and Vic pls bring bioshock and AS MANY PC GAMES AS YOU WANT...because i just reformatted my com =.= and anyone whos coming had an L4D cd? pls bring it!..

(im refering to daniel victor bryan kok jiang danien )

robbed....

2009-06-03T20:42:00.002+08:00

sigh...it was a normal morning when my dad dropped my off my house....i was findingthe key to close my gate but before that...suddenly one middle aged indian / indonasian man came and said that my mom asked him to trim my tree...he was having a helmet...and he took off his shoes and went in...i was like...strange...why would my mom ask someone to trim her tree??...so he came in and i asked him to wait outside...then i said...HEY dont come in!...he tol vee onn (which is 11 years old) to give him a glass of water...i was like hey this isnt your house yknow... then he asked me to call my mom for confirmation...so as while i was calling my mom... i was distracted he bend down and took vee on's phone on the sofa and said he call my mom...and i was like WTF? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MOM'S NUMBER?...then he was holding an old saw ( a bigger version of that midget saw we used in standard 6) and a plant trimmer...he pointed that at me and he tried to scare me...he dosnt have the intention to hurt me but to scare me...then i holded his plant trimmer and i punched him in the face...(his helmet glass thingy was taken off) then i dragged him out of the house...then he use the saw...and i was like...OMG i had no weapon...i ran into my hall and took out a machete ( the one chris redfield was using) and i ran out of the house and went kamakazi on him...then he used his motocycle and took off...i threw the machete at him but i missed and i cant see the number plate because he was quite far...

FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE CHOW CHI BAI NO BRAINS NO MONEY!! IM GONNA FIND YOU AND TORTURE YOUR CHILDREN AND FUCK THEM UPSIDE DOWN! IM GONNA STUFF A BITTER GOURD IN YOUR ASSHOLE YOU BEEEJ! GO FUCK YOUR OLD MILF WIFE AT HOME AND GET LOST YOU POOR USELESS BEGGAR! IM GONNA KILL YOU SLOWLY WHILE TYING YOU ON A CHAIR AND CUTTING YOU AND POURING SALT WATER AND DISMEMBERING YOUR FUCKING ARM LEGS AND YOUR DICK! EAT SHIT LOSER!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!!!!@#$@#@$#

To Encik Yap

2009-05-31T21:08:00.002+08:00

if you really are encik yap...
FUCK YOU MOTHER CHOW CHI BAI! GO FUCK URSELF! DUNNO HOW TO TEACH MAKE US FAIL AND GET LOW MARKS! EVERYTHING U SAY CORRECT LA! ONLY NOE HOW TO LOOK AT GIRLS BIG BOOBS AND TIGHT ASSES! GO FUCK URSELF BY BENDING YOUR FUCKING DICK INTO YOUR ASSHOLE! IF I GOT A FUCKING CHANCE IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP SO BAD AND IM GONNA SMASH U FUCKING DOWN THE FUCKING EARTH UNTIL U REACH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING EARTH IN FUCKING AMERICA!! YOU CANT GIMMIE AMARAN COS THIS IS OUTSIDE SCHOOL OLD MAN! I BET U HAD 2 HANDPHONES BECAUSE U HAVE 2 WIVES! U ASK US KHIDMAT NEGARA AND WHEN NEGARAKU SONG COMES OUT STILL PLAYING WITH UR HANDPHONE CALLING SLUTS! FUCK U LA! U KENA KICK OUT BY SOMANY SCHOOLS STILL WAN TALK AH!? THIS TIME IM GONNA KICK U TO THE MOON AND KILL YOUR FAMILY! OH WAIT I THINK U DIVORCED WITH UR WIFE LE! EAT SHIT LA OLD MAN! DRUG ADDICT! MAD SCIENTIST! ZOMBIFIED SAMPAH MASARAKAT! HYPOCRITE! DUNNO HOW TALK CHINESE STILL WAN LAN YENG! FRAVOTISM!

FUCK YOU!!!

if this is fake...

HAHA DUDE! NICE ONE! xD

OWNED!

2009-05-28T18:31:00.003+08:00

HAHAHA DANIEL GOT OWNED! HAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY! XD! did u know what we did? i made daniel came out of the canteen while victor brought his bottle and in the canteen...he put all the wantan mee sauce , curry , coke , sprite , sambal , chilli and tomato sauce and rice and noodles inside the thing...then after recess finish everybody 1st round whack kao him...then after the bell rang....I RAN OUT OF THE CLASS AND I BROUGHT EGGS WITH ME! I SAW EVERYBODY SPLASHING THE SAUCE AT HIM AND I THROW ONE EGG AT HIS SHOULDER AND KOK JIANG THROW AT HIS FACE SO HARD THAT HE NEARLY FELL DOWN..THEN HE CAME OUT...ALL THE FORM 1 AND 2 CLAPPED AT HIM SUDDENLY...HE SAID...jeremy!! YOURE THE WORST JACKASS EVER!! HE CHASED ME AND I WAS LIKE...holy shit assasin's creed! RUN!! i pushed my way through the form 1 and 2 and 1 girl fell down and daniel run over her and all that sauce dripped on her xD!...he failed to catch me and he gave up xD

wow xD im so mean to called EVERYBODY FROM form 3 to rape him xD...anyways maybe if I find 15 people whos willing to belanja him 10 bucks or something i could buy him a razer deathadder...oh well

DANIELS BIRTHDAY!!

2009-05-26T18:11:00.001+08:00

EVERYBODY!! ITS DANIEL'S BIRTHDAY TOMOROW!! BRING EGGS FLOUR WATER AND SHIT!!!! AFTER SCHOOL WE'RE GONNA SPLASH HIM VERY BAD!! MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

exams gone!

2009-05-22T22:30:00.002+08:00

YEAH the retard exam was gone!!..i was suprised i manage to survive geografi and moral...by USING THE TEMBAK TACTIC!!! YEAH!! SPRAY!!...lol! went to INC and i brought my Razer Lycosa mirror keyboard and my Copperhead mouse with keypad xD and i was suprised many gamers brought their mouse and mat there too xD...now nth to do but sit in front of the computer like some lifeless bloke and KILLING MOSQUITOS with my electric racket...well nth much on this post today xD

favourite lunch ruined!

2009-05-21T13:52:00.003+08:00

Ahh I love Indomee...but not like shazrul who loves ordering indomee triple...for me i prefered cooking them myself and frying them myself...Today when i came back from school...i saw my mom sleeping..yeah so i went to cook lunch for myself...i made myself and indomee double and after i boiled it...i grilled it with some new zealand pure butter...slurp!..and i added some eggs and well thats it...SUDDENLY my mom stormed in and said I HELP U COOK! i said no!..then she took out all the carrots vegetables and all THAT SHIT..and she poured into my mee and i got owned...i was like SHIT NO!!i told he PLS you're gonna ruin its flavour and its sensation...she retorted "YOU KNOW AH U NEED FIBRE ZINC VITAMIN ABCDEFG!'' i was like wtf...then when its ready...the entire plate was like 60% vegetables and 40% mee...i was like come on lah!...the meain thing must be more than the vegetables leh...just like wad channel AFC said...then my mom start saying THE ONE I COOK IS BETTER THAN YOU!!...i was like FINE whatever!..i ate it...it taste like nasi goreng and the indomee taste has been vanished so had my buttery taste..FUCK!..and it taste retarded!.then my dad who's not working today said that the indomee sucks...so i was laughing my head off...so im gonna cook my indomee when my mom's not at home next time =.=

LOLS!

2009-05-20T20:57:00.003+08:00

'can you see the dude with the red gloves , black T shirt and blue helmet?' yeah thats me crossing the damn river...'

noobs posing

2009-05-17T16:13:00.002+08:00

lol...its so random...today my mom was playing steps online game and she got bullied by some retard whos playing with her...that retard was calling my character noob in chinese and all that shit...he was wearing no top...pink underwear and butterfly wings...he talk dam lala...his name was 6767...my friend took over and danced with him and he lost and he kept using alibi as an escuse for losing saying ' mii haven wArm ^ yet marhx..' ..wtf...then he was like 'mii comp games veli pro de..' so i challenged COD4...he say 'warhx gal play c0d4? '

I said SHUT UP and just play ...(btw im using a girl character in steps and im level 13 and hes 28 and he thinks im a noob but actually steps is considered on skill not level)...so the match started...

1st match knife vs knife killhouse
i got like a 6 streak kill over him and he decided to cheat and he used an m4 on me...and i died...so i decided to cheat too and i used airstrike on his ass on the other side..and he scolded me 'gimmii chance marh leng luix '

2nd round sniping killhouse
he didnt say theres no cross so i went to his side and spammed barret 50 cal ...and he got owned as usual...he was like NO CROSS LA!...so i was like fine....i used ACOG on the first sniper...and he gets owned and asked me to change game rules...

3rd round free for all
He was using an AK47 red dot , stopping power , bandolier , and steady aim
I was using M249 , grip , double tap , deep impact..
I spammed through the wooden walls and he was hiding in that sofa...so its quite difficult to shoot him through the walls...so i decided to cook a grenade and i threw it in there..he took the grenade and ran out and tried to throw it back at me but...too late...boom!Then he also spammed another grenade at me by deflecting it on the walls to me...but he deflected it to him self and owned himself again...wtf..noob..he was bragging about his golden ak47 while mine's just a red tiger so i told him ... you're a noobcake who thinks that you're good in everything and i've done wasting my time on you and i wanna do my work...so fuck off and stfu!!MILF!!..then he said..aiyoo gal cannot swear wann..so i said I FUCKING CARE?!

and then off to study...yeah..i hate steps..full of lala retards

Batang Kali ride

2009-05-11T22:23:00.004+08:00

This suday I went to Batang Kali estate to have a mountain ride for about like 29 KM ride well the entire ride was like uber gay cos they had like 300++ participants there and its quite relaxing and nice...every steep hill you ride...you may find it rewarding cos after all that hard work you get DOWNHILL MANIA! WOO HOO HOO! I saw my Cat eye speed tracker i was like 50km/h and i was like OMG i quickly braked...and I SHOULD HAD BROUGHT A BIKE WITH HAD DISC BRAKE COS SO MUCH MUD IS STUCK ON MY RIMS AND MY BRAKE WAS DYING!!!...Then one dude who was faster than me went flying then when he hit the ground...OUCH...he flipped over 360...abd 10 points for the landing...ouch...lucky he had his helmet on...

'lol!'

after that ride...WE HAD TO FREAKIN CROSS THE FUCKING RIVER WITH WAS LIKE 35M LONG! OMG! RESIDENT EVIL 5 GIGANTIC CROCODILES ARE THERE!! SHIT!...lol...its irratating and my phone got wet =.= and the worse part is the current was freakin strong...it pushed me away and my bike was left floating...i was like WTF NOOOO!!! then one dude saved it...thank god...

anyways i completed the ride for like 29Km of up and downs...and extremely tired and hungry after that...and now im off to play Red alert 3!

wierd encounters

2009-05-06T14:28:00.002+08:00

well this afternoon while i was pushing my bike to the back gate ... a form 1 dude just came and said ; I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! with a dumb expression on his face..I can see my razer logo flashing red next to my health bar saying...EXPOSED and i can hear my concious saying...RUN JEREMY RUN! YOU FAILED YOUR STEALTH MISSION TO KILL PN SHANTHI!!...and i was standing there like some dude who got shocked...then i said ; yeah i know that you know that im an assasin trying to kill pn shanthi...BUT I STILL DONT KNOW YOU!...and he was like...OMG SRY SRY SRY...wtf? things can never get wierder and wierder...

how to spot lala girls and guys..(in petaling jaya high schools)

2009-05-02T10:05:00.005+08:00

Hi I'm Jeremy Lai and powered by Razer , today I would like to share with you my guide on spotting lala girls and guys . Now why would I post this shit? because not many of you had good eyes.

How do lala look like :

Girls
1.love talking in chinese and love swearing chinese like :chow chi bai! lan jiao! diu lei lou mou!
in a very loud voice
2.talks with a very cute japanese accent like very high tones and usually shouts KIAAA!! in a very cute anime way
3.a huge fan of friendster
4.always wears pink and loves PINK stuff ALOT
5.LOVES chinese superstars and always wants to look like them
6.Always campwhoring with japanese style poses
7.talks like this:

{warning typing this language requires profesionality and experience if you wanna learn bang your heads on you keyboard a million times}

Hiies~~~!! <3 mii veli lurv eu xoxoxoxoxo mii veli leng lui or nut~~fasterh larhxx~~ii noe eu veli shy laarhx eu got money or nut?mii veli poor lehx...OMG JAY CHOW LAI LIAO~ WEI LENG ZAIX!

boys :
1.wears pink colour and shiny shiny unusual things and looks very diffrent from the crowd...why? because they're LOA (lack of attention)
2.have blond coloured hair and hairstyles like below|
3.fans of friendster
4.always wanted to drive proton waja's with modified body kits and loud love song techno remixes and some of those rich lalas even owns skyline
5.love playing an arcade named wangan midnight
6.always act and talk cute in front of girls but to other guys ACT like gangster
7.most of them are very tanned skin
8.love to hook on girls and wear cute stuff just to make girls like them but infact ending up looking like gays and aquas
9.they just simply love campwhoring too with kissy kissy faces with pink shit

okay...whoever had this hairstyle on top are not 100% confirmed lala ... im just saying that MOST of the lala had these hairstyles..most of the lalas dosnt know that they are and THEY love wearing shiny stuff..

where does lala come from? JAPAN of course...japan is the original...LALAs are just copies of them...and dosnt fit well..
first of all their weakness is their mental state...they're so LOA (lack of attention) they will go nuts if u hit their weakpoints...they hate these tactics:
1.sarcasm
2.calling them lala
3.calling them wannabes
4.insulting china
5.mock about their typing
6.laugh at how they suck at english
7.boasting american standard

these are the most effective ways to fend them off mentally

well thats it for my guide

overdone it

2009-05-01T14:54:00.002+08:00

OUCH!!...muscle cramps..argh! stupid 100meters sprint and lontar peluru...i was on the purple house line and fan leon shitting in his pants cos somany girls in front if he loose he bo face laio xD...worse was me =.= can hear them laughing...first off the track i was the 2nd fastest then split second later everyone took over me...i didnt run my best cos i was waiting for yeang kiet to get tired...then smoked him and after that i felt a SHARP pain on my leg muscles...DAMN!!!...then in class arm wrestle with jonathan fan leon and yi shen...kena own kao kao...but i beat fan leon...and SUPRISINGLY jonathan who was sitting next to fan leon didnt notice his bulging biceps and muscles =.=...but i dont know why he cant beat jonathan ...if u take a closer look his arm was like smaller than fan leon but his muscles like superman onli =.=...i beat fan leon cos i bend my wrist and make him push till he gets tired then pin him...suddenly he laugh his head off...lol..today i woke up...EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY BODY HURTS ARGH!!! MUSLCE CRAMPS HERE AND THERE....cant ride my bike to benji's house...sad case

new gaming blog

2009-04-30T21:30:00.003+08:00

I just made a gaming blog for we smk taman sea students to post reviews , rants about gaming and electronics..so you can always tell me when u wanna join and gimmie ur blogging email or ur normal email through the chatbox OR sms me at 0126682518 my blog is called www.smktsrnr.blogspot.com

rules:
1. no relegious topics must be mentioned
2.accept critisism from readers but you can retort if they give an unlogical critisism
3. give credit to the qoutes or paragraph u have stolen from other reviews

well thats it....

razer lycosa mirror review

2009-04-28T14:36:00.004+08:00

Razer introduces the new Lycosa Mirror and Arctosa keyboard for gamers. The Razer Lycosa Mirror features high gloss mirror finish keytop and anti-ghosting around the WASD gaming cluster to allow more commands to be entered at any one time without the signal failure. It has also Hyperesponse keys for reducing key latency and maximize response.

he Razer Lycosa came in simple packaging, without any excess amounts of plastic. It made a nice change and despite the lack of plastic packaging, it was nicely presented and felt very well protected inside it. Opening up, the good presentation continued with a protective piece of cardboard over the top of the keyboard and a paper pouch containing a "Certificate of Authenticity", some Razer stickers, quick start guide, "Master Guide", driver CD, product catalog and a cleaning cloth - which would later turn out to be essential.(oh and I already used the stickers)

I took the keyboard out and was instantly impressed by its immaculate shiny piano black surface. I instantly noticed that the keyboard didn't just have a single USB cable, but two, as well as microphone and stereo jacks, allowing you to plug a USB device, microphone or earphones directly in to the keyboard. I think this is a good feature to have as earphone wires are rarely long enough to reach an available stereo jack on the computer.But my speakers already had them.

One of the things I dislike most about keyboards is the placement of loads of additional keys, so the first thing I liked about the Razer Lycosa is its simple layout. They low-profile keys feel soft to the touch and have a nice blue glow behind them. The top right of the Lycosa features "Touchpanel media keys", which respond to the lightest touch. These include your basic play, pause, stop, forward and back media keys, as well as two for the volume, the Razer logo (more on that in a minute) and a key for changing the backlight setting. The backlight key does what you'd expect - it allows you to cycle the backlight between on, off and "WASD", which lights just those four keys.And i noticed there's a dim light on Q W E R F v Z X C 1 2 3 4 5 shitft ctrl and tab
I guess those are for gaming perposes 'cos' usually , your equipment , your kinfe and etc etc are around there too.
'can you see it?'

The Razer logo acts as a kind of activation key for the advanced features of the keyboard. Touch the logo in combination with one of the function keys and it changes the profile. Touch it in combination with the Windows key, and the Windows key is disabled, preventing you from accidentally hitting it while scrambling for Ctrl or Alt. The only downside here is that there is no indication that it is disabled, other than it not working - it'd be nice if the backlight behind the Windows keys turned off as well.
In games the Razer feels very responsive with a 1ms response time, thanks to "1000hz Ultrapolling", and the detachable wrist rest feels perfect for games as it slants up to the keyboard very gently. I could find no instructions in either of the two guides on how to remove the wrist rest, however it appears to be done by removing four screws in the base of the keyboard.

Unfortunately, the Razer Lycosa Mirror seems to fall a little when it comes to general typing. While the keys feel soft to the touch and are very responsive and light, the travel on them is a bit too short for me. The caps, num and scroll lock lights also start to become a little annoying when glancing down at the keyboard as they are very bright, even in a lighted room. The corners of the plastic feel a bit rough and sharp too, spoiling what is otherwise a very well polished keyboard.

The Razer driver control software, which allows the creation of profiles and macro keys, is excellent. You are allowed up to 10 profiles, which correspond to the relevant function key on the top of the keyboard when pressed in combination with the Razer logo. Profiles can also be assigned an exe so that the keyboard automatically switches to the relevant profile. So if I set a profile to use 'photoshop.exe', whenever I open Photoshop the keyboard automatically switches to that profile.

Macros are created by clicking a key on the picture of the keyboard, which opens a special panel for editing the macro. You can assign keystrokes, commands such as copy and paste, or simply set it up to launch a program. The interface for macros seems a little daunting at first but quickly feels familiar and easy to use. The software feels really quite powerful and seems to unlock a lot of hidden potential.

The only other problem with the Lycosa Mirror is the same thing that makes it so attractive - the glossy black finish. It is a magnet for finger and hand prints, which explains the included cleaning cloth.

Overall the Razer Lycosa Mirror Special Edition feels like a very polished keyboard. However, some things let it down such as sharp edges and I notice inside the keys the LED glows had an X sign inside of it and I dont really give a shit but I can still live with that

Razer's motto of "For Gamers. By Gamers" definitely applies to this keyboard.

how can i afford to smile?

2009-04-26T23:15:00.003+08:00

not long ago a user named guest came in and told me saying that im bullshitting and i hate myself too...the truth is...i dont bullshit and its true that my friends and social status has been falling apart in 3K its not easy just to take some UHU glue or Hot glue gun to line those things up...IF u wanna talk big or try to help u can just reveal your name to me...oh wait i dont think you will cuz u will be thinking "OMG JEREMY'S GONNA KILL ME!!' so it dosnt really get to the point...and i know you're in my class or somehow connected to me and i think i know who it is already...dont worry i'll pretend not to know anything ... and YES i hate myself because? First of all i think life is meaningless and YES i go to church and so what... i still theres no reason for me to continue living...and why smile more? how can i already smile when my emotions had been shattered during standard 5 and 6 and shattered once more during this year febuary? I only smile when i play games or about to kill someone in that game or hanging out with my real friends or watching something funny (most of the time laughing and smiling while bieng embarrased)

So you tell me... u dont even know how i feel...and u dont even know how to help so best if u stand aside.

my dream computer

2009-04-25T23:20:00.002+08:00

well my older dream computer post was in the other blog...i shall post it here with pictures...BECAUSE IM FUCKING BORED!

exterior specs :

VIEWSONIC 22 FULL HD MONITOR
RAZER MAKO THX 2.1 CHANNEL SPEAKERS
RAZER LYCOSA MIRROR KEYBOARD (already have it)
RAZER MAMBA 5600 DPI 1000 HZ ULTRAPOLLING WIRELESS MOUSE
RAZER DESTRUCTOR MOUSE PAD
PHILLIPS WEBCAM

RAZER MEGALODON 7.1 SURROUND HEADPHONES
INTERIOR SPECS
NVIDIA NFORCE 790I ULTRA TRIPLE SLI
8GB DDR 3 RAM
XFX 4890 DDR5 1 GB TRIPLE SLI
SILVERSTONE ZEUS POWER SUPPLY 1000W
INTEL I7 920
COOLERMASTER AQUAGATE MAX LIQUID COOLER
ALIENWARE CASING

i know i know i cant afford it...but hey...anyone can dream and drool over this shit right?
and the total is......RM126.67 ringgit...wow...overpriced...

ponteng...

2009-04-25T10:20:00.002+08:00

well ponteng school on friday since nobody came...and teacher teach very little so why waste my time there? oh yeah i will give the pendrive tmr to andrew btw calvin...i cant login to ur server

steps?

2009-04-23T23:21:00.002+08:00

HOLY SHIT! THANK GOD! sry i havent been updating my blog and the links had a little problem but i will figure it out whats wrong..i didnt update my blog for so long cos my mom GOT INTRESTED IN THIS ONLINE DANCING MMORPG CALLED STEPS! ARGH! I DONT EVEN HAD TIME TO WRITE SHIT ON MY BLOG THX TO HER...she keep asking me to pvp with other people and i was like WTF....although i can kick ass and own some dudes in that game IM NOT HAVING FUN! SOMANY LALA THERE!!@#@$#@ OMG! WAN DIE LIAO! THEN THE SHIRT U BUY USING IN GAME MONEY ALL RANDOM COLOUR =.= THE SHIRT YOU BUY USING REAL MONEY WAS VERY FASHIONABLE AND CAN PICK YOUR OWN COLOUR...I WAS LIKE WTF!? when i saw my freakin new clothes was red and yellow...i look like some tomato sauce and mustard on someone's hot dog...wtf...hate that game...

crappy day~

2009-04-20T14:17:00.002+08:00

today went for perhimpunan...lfj was scared of nothing thx to his fingernails...and plus they havent even announced the poem winners...i was like wtf...anyways bryan had denggi and he's in hospital...omg its quite serious...praying for him to recover..if he die...WE'LL TAKE HIS XBOX! MUAHAHAHAHHA!

btw do u like my new kingdom hearts theme and music? i know its kinda gay for some people but i will be polling anyways

poem

2009-04-17T20:35:00.002+08:00

omg today went for poem....everybody was using british accent they talk like those english dubbing in naruto on cartoon network =.= they're really good...my accent was american english...and my peom was the dead crow...i was really serious and i expressed anger on my poem...like some retard...then last girl with the monster eating kids poem was GREAT! pn ernest liked it...after recess wuan yi told me i got 2nd...i wonder if she's lying or not....anyways hope i got 2nd!!

everything is falling apart...

2009-04-15T21:17:00.002+08:00

WHAT the fuck is happening in 3K lately?? EMONESS BOREDOM...EMO SHIT....IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED EVERYDAY ITS EITHER ME OR FJ OR KIETSEN'S RELATIONSHIP WITH GIRLS ENCOUNTERING PROBLEM...first it was me and wy but its already settled and we're even...AND now comes debra kietsen and fu jun...WILL THIS PSYCOLOGICAL WARFARE EVER END?! ABOUT LOVING THIS LOVING THAT THEN DITCH THEN LIKE AGAIN THEN THE ENTIRE THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN...WTF! when each time i wanna chat with FJ or kietsen...the girls will be like...come here for a moment...then they start to ruin it...everything is FALLING APART including my friendship with they all...ITS BEEN WEEKS SINCE THEY all try to settle this in BIG GROUP of girls and no progress have been working lately and instead oil poured into the fire...haiz! so fed up with all this...feel like abandoning my own class and go to 3M

FACE IT this is the time to play games and enjoy your life and study for PMR NOT TO LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ...im writing this to Kietsen...im tired of this shit everyday seeing you sleeping and emo-ing IM FED UP with this FIRST ITS ME THEN ITS THEM ...FUCK! im such a dumbass...its ALWAYS LIKE THOSE DRAMA MOVIES IN WAH LAI TOI...ALWAYS THIS LOVE LETTER AND ALL THOSE SHOWS...ITS STARTING TO COME TO LIFE .....im so irratated...HAIZ i seriously DONT GIVE A SHIT about this anymore IM GONNA ENJOY PLAYING GAMES WITH MY LYCOSA !

as an advice...GET A GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU'RE IN COLLEGE...GIRLS ARE MORE MATURE IN THAT TIME THAN NOW... FEELINGS CAN CHANGE BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT...im not refering to kietsen's beloved one but EVERYBODY INCLUDING ME...so IF YOU WANNA GET A GF OR BF... ITS NOT FUCKING GONNA LAST LONG! you'll just end up bieng a playboy....thats it for today...my brain is fried thinking about all this...its just like our friendship has been shattered into pieces....

i wanna line those pieces up one day....i swear it...

peeping tom

2009-04-12T16:54:00.002+08:00

btw i forgot to mention this...while i was snapping photos...i saw a wall behind benQ and a chair...with curtains...so i was wondering it was some top secret presentation then i stand up then i snap a photo...but it turned out that...omg...

pc fair chicks

2009-04-12T16:38:00.002+08:00

quest for RAZER lycosa mirror

2009-04-12T14:50:00.010+08:00

This morning...woke up..asked bryan weather hes going to the pc fair...but sadly he isnt going anywhere thanks to his fever...sad..so i went on my own..my father fetched me to the taman paramount LRT then im on my own...i took the train all the way to the KLCC subway..

the LRT screeching sound was so anoying....it sounded like a ghost train
finally...i reached the pc fair...its was crowded s usual...see many crappy usb pendrives...retarded MMORPG games advertising to get people playing there...they had L4D test there too!..
"these chicks were hotter than those in ACGC'

yup...many hot girls posing to advertize mmorpgs and hardware...

i was searching more than 3 halls as big as our school dewan...and STILL no sign of razer...i was kinda dissapointed cos it wouldnt be a nice fair without razer...but until the last hall...i saw razer...i asked for the price and brought it straight away...and went to burger kings to have lunch..as i was eating i felt kinda unsafe and embarrased because everybody was looking at my box while i was eating =.=...
"its so glossy xD"

after that i went to some watch convention and i asked someone to take a picture for me sticking my tounge out while holding my razer box xD!

i came back home quite quickly because i was fucking ancious to test out my new keyboard hahaha!
"its so awesome! the colour matches my computer LCD mouse speakers...omg xD!"

RE5 + infinite ammo = chaos!!!

2009-04-09T13:58:00.002+08:00

In resident evil 5 theres many things that u didnt discover as well as chris taunting by using L3 and R3 u actually make the level more intense and more difficult...i was in the excutional ground..i was using a raft to get on the other side of the river and that time there was many crocodiles trying to rip your head off and u gotta dodge all of them...i waited 10 seconds...and only dodged once..and i kept taunting...SUDDENLY SOMANY CROCODILES CAME OUT FROM NOWHERE AND I HAD TO SMASH THE L1 AND R1 BUTTONS SO FAST I DONT EVEN HAD TIME TO DODGE THEM! FUCK! ...and this excutioner majini was holding a gigantic axe...i was like...c'mon c'mon! then HELL! its even more harder to beat him! and sheva died...stupid AI...i remebered my friend was using the haymaker melee move combo....he acidentally did it on sheva...she FLEW 100METERS AWAY!HOLY FUCK!...ok i unlocked every single gun with infinite ammo...then i even killed the axe dude before he even opened the gate...FUCK IM STUCK!!!and the gattling gun + infinite ammo rocket launcher was the best...i used it against ricardo irving..he was like..

AHAHAHAHA I GOT AN EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!@#@$#$#@ me and my friend spamed rocket launcher and it was like BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM...before he even grabbed the boat behind we already killed him in veteran mode...HAHAH! (i finished veteran mode without infinite ammo before but im trying this for fun..) it was another time when its time for me to fight jill and wesker...well he was "lan yeng" he cracked his kunckles and acting to be strong but suddenly a rain of gattling gun bullets was firing at him...he was dodging it until the 5th time he got shot down...then we bully him KAO KAO xD FOR THE FIRST TIME I FELT PITY FOR WESKER MUAHAHHAHA!!

actually wesker was extremely lame...he was like..YOU'RE DELAYING THE INEVITABLE!...and yet he walked passed me and walk around in circles...like som retard...then suddenly my friend shot a rocket launcher at him he hold it on his hand and resisting it..i said "oh..u can hold one...but can you hold 999 OF THEM?!?!?!?! MUAHAHAHA!!!" BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

i didnt injected him though...COS I WANNA TORTURE HIM!..the last park uroboros wesker was like chasing me i fell down the goddam bridge then my friend used the rocket launcher from above and i was also spamming it on his dick...in the end..he died...WELL AT LEAST HE DIED WITH HONOUR!! HAHAHA! SO FUN KILLING HIM!...and i discovered you can see Jill Valintine's pussy with the battlesuit replica on bonus features...i see some red line there...lol...AND REMEMBER! CHICKENS CAN ATTACK YOU IF U MAKE THEM ANGRY!

reopened blog

2009-04-08T19:54:00.001+08:00

HI! ITS JEREMY HERE! LOL! made a new blog...trying to settle things down with my new msn...yeah i wont be using my old blog anymore...stupid posers trying to flame 100% of my chatbox....but anyways...im gonna private my blog soon =D CYA!